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What are the ugliest cars you've seen?

Fmeh Tagore
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07-28-2006 22:12
These are some really ugly cars:

The BMW Isetta
http://images.google.com/images?q=bmw+isetta&hl=en&btnG=Search+Images

This one looks like a pacer--hey, how about a BMW pacer?
http://www.autofan.com/review.asp?ID=62

Compare it to the real pacer:
http://images.google.com/images?q=amc+pacer&hl=en&btnG=Search+Images

Hmm, a really ugly van by Fiat
http://img56.exs.cx/img56/8783/Fiatminivan.jpg http://www.metricmind.com/images/fiat_mult.jpg

How about the Dodge Kahuna--the ugliest van I've ever seen:
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=dodge%20kahuna&btnG=Google+Search&sa=N&tab=wi

A toyota I-don't-know
http://response.jp/issue/2006/0306/article79964_1.images/109709.jpg

Hmm, the nissan cubic
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=nissan%20Cubic&btnG=Google+Search&sa=N&tab=wi

Hey, g-wiz!
http://images.google.com/images?svnum=100&hl=en&lr=&safe=off&q=g-wiz+car&btnG=Search


What are the ugliest cars you've ever seen?
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Allana Dion
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07-28-2006 23:54
My first car when I was 16 (and driving around without an actual license for awhile...I know I know bad girl) was a huge dark green station wagon my friends called "The Hulktress" that cost a whole 200 bucks. That car lasted 6 months before it died on the side of a freeway somewhere in sunny California. Being 16 and completely broke and not legally a driver anyway, there was no choice but to walk away and hope the poor old girl found someone to love her. She hasn't been seen since.
This is not the actual Hulktress but it is a disturbingly good likeness.
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Gabe Lippmann
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07-28-2006 23:56
Pontiac Aztek is rather fugly.
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Tod69 Talamasca
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07-29-2006 00:27
The Yugo gets my vote
Siro Mfume
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07-29-2006 00:51
The Nissan Cubic looks very similar to the Toyota Psion xB (which looks like utter crap).
Lorelei Patel
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07-29-2006 02:13
From: Gabe Lippmann
Pontiac Aztek is rather fugly.



Awww, I *heart* my 'Tek. However, that Scion monstrosity can go.
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Alex Fitzsimmons
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07-29-2006 02:25
Any SUV. I dislike cars in general, but I positively loathe the massive, gas-hogging SUVs.
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Adriana Caligari
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07-29-2006 03:40
Ford "Ka"

( sure they tried to call it the "Kack" but got told they couldn't )
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07-29-2006 04:43
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Presenting the AMC Matador

Even uglier, the Studebaker Champion
Zuzu Fassbinder
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07-29-2006 05:16

looks just like another ugly car, the scion xB
http://images.google.com/images?svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&q=scion+xb&btnG=Search
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Inigo Chamerberlin
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07-29-2006 06:05
The latest Rolls-Royces. Vile slabby monstrosities without an ounce of style or grace!

Oh, and the current BMW 5, 6 & 7 series cars. I mean LOOK at them? What have BMW done? Found the guy who designed the Tiger tank and let him loose on them? Awesomely ugly monstrosities!
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07-29-2006 06:12
From: Adriana Caligari
Ford "Ka"

( sure they tried to call it the "Kack" but got told they couldn't )


Actually there's a tradition at Ford that designs are named using a word contained in the first sentence the CEO utters when shown the prototype.

As in 'Holy shit, that thing looks like an anal probe!', which explains another slightly odd name. I mean, what other choice did they have?

Ford were forced into Ka because the then current CEO simply croaked 'Ak' and died of apoplexy.

Figuring 'Ak' probably wasn't a name they could run with, they bent the rules slightly and rearranged the letters - hence 'Ka'
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Kathmandu Gilman
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07-29-2006 07:20
Rolls Royce gets my vote too. It looks like it was designed by very rich arabs with the refined tastes of the Beverly Hillbillies...
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Flavian Molinari
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07-29-2006 07:22
Ford Ka

Aztec

Smart car

GM Avalanch

Hummer 2

The 1st gen Honda hybrid

All are fugly cars

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I like the looks of some of the new Mopars. The retro style stang is cool. I also think most of the Scion line is nice looking.

The BMW coupes mentioned in the OP are great looking cars imho.
Teeny Leviathan
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07-29-2006 08:59
From: Inigo Chamerberlin
Oh, and the current BMW 5, 6 & 7 series cars. I mean LOOK at them? What have BMW done? Found the guy who designed the Tiger tank and let him loose on them? Awesomely ugly monstrosities!


Blame Chris Bangle. He's the first American to head up the design shop at BMW.
Drew Ingmann
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07-29-2006 10:15

Tree huggers...
Billybob Goodliffe
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07-29-2006 10:16
the ugliest car, that Murano from infiniti

it looks like a QX4 that got shoved through a pipe
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Infiniview Merit
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07-29-2006 10:16
My mom had a beautiful 67 Mustang convertible then a couple
years later traded in for one of
these.
78 Mustang

I had just turned 15 I almost died.
Joy Honey
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07-29-2006 10:23
Oh how I wish my camera was working! I just a few days ago saw a Pontiac Fiero on GINORMOUS tires - like 4x4 tires... :eek:
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07-29-2006 10:31
lol there's a shop here that has a triumph on 44 inch tires :D
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07-29-2006 12:39
The Scion is the ugliest excuse for a vehicle I have ever seen. I have no clue why anyone would want to drive around in a box with wheels.
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Joy Honey
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07-29-2006 12:48

the Citicar


Ford Pinto on Bronco Frame
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07-29-2006 12:51
Most chryslers ever made..
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07-29-2006 12:56
From: Infiniview Merit
My mom had a beautiful 67 Mustang convertible then a couple
years later traded in for one of
these.
78 Mustang

I had just turned 15 I almost died.


The 74 thru 78 Mustang II was basically a reskinned Pinto.
David Valentino
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07-29-2006 12:57
Ford Matador circa 1976?
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