What annoys you most about people?

I'm so glad we don't get mobile phone reception in our super market .

Cliques with there own iimpenetrable humour!!, its like.. ok that shit is not funny.. but you and like your mates are all laughing.. WTF.. are they pretending to laugh to be in the clique?? what the fuck comes first? I can understand "friends for life" all sharing the same weird humour.. but say (rofl) Forum cliques.. that Pisses me off something rotten.

It's quite clear to me that a number of people using SL aren't as competent at typing as myself, and yet even I find myself lagging behind in fast-moving conversations (involving several people) unless I use some kind of shorthand.

So yes. Derez gud rEsN 4 shrt& n 2nd Lyf. dud.

There's nothing more annoying than somebody easily annoyed.

And on that note...

Babies in resturants... unless they are on the menu take your screaming loin-fuit outside or don't bring them with you until they are thirty. I am sooo fricken tired of having my dining experience ruined by some squalling infant I invariably get seated near and the Dural smoking trailer-trash parents couldn't care less if it bothers anyone else "cuz you just don't understand'. Them and Christian businessmen, they will steal, lie, cheat and rip their customers off to their heart's content then sleep the sleep of the rightious because they have been forgiven of thier sins.

I have a similar peeve, my kids go to restaurants, and if they don't behave we leave, weither we are done or not, teaches the kids that if they don't behave properly, they don't get to do things. I can't stand kids who act like little animals anywhere. I know exactly how hard it is to get a 2 year old to behave in public, so if I can do it they sure as hell should do it too.

Their existence.

Very bold statement. I love it!

I hate it when people who spend more than half their day trying to make their body look better, pretty much wasting their life through fitness (that's my opinion) who go around ranking on everyone who doesn't do the same, telling others that they'll die at an early age unless they convert to -their- lifestyle--same with preachy vegans, who later in life start whining "Why me? I've worked so hard to be healthy!" when they get cancer or have a heart attack (or in the case of vegans, their organs start giving out from malnutrition)--Arnold and his bypass surgery, Linda McCartney and her cancer, etc.. If there's one thing that holds true in life, it's death. If you want to eat like a bird and have a life of mainly fitness, have at it, just don't preach to me about it.

Another one that bugs me are fat people who constantly whine about being fat. If you're fat, either enjoy it or lose weight. If people don't like your appearance and they're not willing to hang out with you (or they're willing to hang out with you if they can dish out constant insults about your appearance) because you don't look like their "perfect" standard, f*ck 'em--you don't need to be around superficial people like that.

I can? Ok, time and place TBA!

Along the same lines, I can't stand people who are as fat as you are, or fatter, and feel they have the right to tell you to lose weight. My sister has an ass the size of a mac truck, and squeezes herself into clothes 2-3 sizes too small, and claims I'm fatter cause I wear a bigger size. I wear a bigger size cause I wear my clothing confortably loose, not so tight my fat squeezes over the top of my pants and my shirt looks like a second skin, it's revolting for fat people to wear clothes that are too small.

That would really piss me off too, except the part about fat people wearing revealing clothing--I enjoy seeing that

I just think it's rude to tell someone they need to lose weight or gain weight or change their appearance in general though.. unless the person was asking for advice.

Thin people who think they are fat. Fat people who think they are thin. get over it, we all have issues with our bodies, just dont tell me about it.

People who talk when I am interrupting.

I don't have a problem with fat people in releaving clothes, They're meant to be revealing, I'm talking about squashing a size 22 body into size 16s. Just looks wrong.

Yep. I have a pal who used to be such a dedicated vegetarian that he boasted he didn't like veggie meat substitutes because they "tasted to much like flesh" This attitude changed when he was diagnosed with cancer. Since then he's been eating hot dogs, burgers and all the other junk he formerly shunned. I'm not saying the meat 'n' cholesterol cured him (he had to undergo months of medical treatments), just that it was rather ironic

They breathe.

Some of us are vegetarians not because of the health reasons, but for philosophical reasons. I still eat shit, I just don't eat meat.

I hope it brings you joy.

I guess it's okay to do horrible things to plants because we can't relate with them like we do animals. That's cool. It's like kind-of like religion. Believe what you want.

* The man who actually pushed past my mother to get into the door of a lobby while I was holding the door open for her the other day.

* People who let their children run around stores and restaurants and even hospitals while they ignore them completely.

* People who stop their cars in the middle of the lane in a parking lot to wait for a parking space to open up, knowing full well that cars are lining up behind them unable to get around. If you actually see someone pulling out, THEN it's ok to stop and wait a moment. If you sit in the middle of the lane blocking traffic waiting for someone to load their full shopping cart into their car for ten minutes then you deserve to be rear ended.

* Just as bad, stopping and waiting in the middle of the lane because you happen to notice that I am sitting in the front seat of my car and ooh I might decide to pull away, then honk your horn at me when I don't pull out because I was actually waiting for my daughter inside the store.

* People who "close talk". You know the ones. They have to get as close as possible to you when conversing so that they are practically nose to nose with you then look you directly in the eye the entire time. Taking a step back will rarely help, because the truly dedicated close talker will actually step forward cluelessly maintaining that contact.