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I'm going on a blind date

Taco Rubio
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Join date: 15 Feb 2004
Posts: 3,349
10-06-2005 12:20
I'm going on a Blind Date
I'm doing a friend a favour
I hope she's not a horror
We'll have to wait and see
I'm slapping on my Old Spice, trying hard to look nice
Got my tonic suit on, I hope she fancies me

She got out of the taxi, she was a monster
A total eclipse of Sainsbury's
Tattoos on her tattoos, muscles on her muscles,
She looked like the sister of Idi Amin

We're going to the pictures
I didn't have a choice
She put her arm around me
Her grip was like her voice
Shoo Shoo time, what's the time, is it really half past nine?
Sorry darling, I'm going to have to go
I've got to get to Wandsworth, I'm meeting Terry Lawless,
Tonight I'm sparring with Frank Bruno

She got out of the taxi, she was a monster
A total eclipse of Sainsbury's
Tattoos on her tattoos, muscles on her muscles
She looked like the sister of Idi Amin

Geezer she's a monster
She's really not that bad
You must think I'm joking
You must think I'm mad!
I'll ever never take your word again
You do what you like
Are you going down the boozer?
I'll be there tonight

I'm going on a Blind Date
I'm doing a friend a favour
I hope she's not a horror
We'll have to wait and see
I'm slapping on my Old Spice, trying hard to look nice
Got my tonic suit on, I hope she fancies me

She got out of the taxi, she was a monster
A total eclipse of Sainsbury's
Tattoos on her tattoos, muscles on her muscles,
She looked like the sister of Idi Amin!
Cory Edo
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Join date: 26 Mar 2005
Posts: 1,851
10-06-2005 12:21
Reporting your post for revealing my RL information.




...and I thought you LOVED ME *sob*
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Nisa Stravinsky
Danger Mouse
Join date: 16 Sep 2004
Posts: 1,238
10-06-2005 12:22
OMG I don't remember going on a date with you :P
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Taco Rubio
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Posts: 3,349
10-06-2005 12:24
From: Cory Edo
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Double Reported
Cory Edo
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10-06-2005 12:27
From: Taco Rubio
. .


Double penetration.
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Lecktor Hannibal
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Join date: 1 Jul 2004
Posts: 6,734
10-06-2005 12:32
From: Cory Edo
Double penetration.

I'm there.
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Kendra Bancroft
Rhine Maiden
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Posts: 5,813
10-06-2005 12:34
From: Cory Edo
Reporting your post for revealing my RL information.




...and I thought you LOVED ME *sob*



waitaminute!!! You said you loved ME!!
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Cory Edo
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10-06-2005 12:43
From: Kendra Bancroft
waitaminute!!! You said you loved ME!!


I DO! But Taco was supposed to love ME!



Triple Penetration!
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Taco Rubio
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Join date: 15 Feb 2004
Posts: 3,349
10-06-2005 12:53
but I do!

Cory Edo
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10-06-2005 12:59
From: Taco Rubio
but I do!



OMG I have to marry you now.


/music for mechanics
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Taco Rubio
also quite creepy
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Posts: 3,349
10-06-2005 13:03
From: Cory Edo
/music for mechanics


bought it new :)
JackBurton Faulkland
PorkChop Express
Join date: 3 Sep 2005
Posts: 478
10-06-2005 13:06
Good thing she is blind :P
Euterpe Roo
The millionth monkey
Join date: 24 Jan 2005
Posts: 1,395
10-06-2005 13:19
From: Cory Edo
I DO! But Taco was supposed to love ME!



Triple Penetration!


Hold the phone! Cory. . .I. . .thought, well. . .I, <sob> was your girlfriend. :(

Taco, I gave you the best 45 minutes of my life as your groupie--this is how you repay me?

You both cheated on me with each other?????? <sniffle>
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Taco Rubio
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Posts: 3,349
10-06-2005 13:23
Moved to off topic.
Cory Edo
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10-06-2005 13:35
From: Euterpe Roo
Hold the phone! Cory. . .I. . .thought, well. . .I, <sob> was your girlfriend. :(

Taco, I gave you the best 45 minutes of my life as your groupie--this is how you repay me?

You both cheated on me with each other?????? <sniffle>



Any man that won't let me have a girlfriend on the side either has no imagination or no penis. I'm sure Taco has one or the other. Hopefully.
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Taco Rubio
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10-06-2005 13:39
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Lo Jacobs
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10-06-2005 13:40
seks
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http://churchofluxe.com/Luster :o
Cory Edo
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10-06-2005 13:40
But you DO have MS Paint. Not exactly a penis substitute, but its a start.
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Memory Harker
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Join date: 17 Jun 2005
Posts: 393
Weex!
10-06-2005 15:18
From: Taco Rubio
but I do!




:)


Taco! Doesn't all of SL seem very much like one of H. R. Costigan's parties?
Jake Reitveld
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10-06-2005 15:26
I hate it when i am making love to taco and he is screaming Cory! Cory! oh God Cory!
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Lebeda 208,209
Jake Reitveld
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10-06-2005 15:28
But then again I hate it when I am making love to Cory and she is screaming Bob! Bob! oh god yes Bob!
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Lebeda 208,209
Memory Harker
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10-06-2005 15:33
And *I* hate it when I'm trying to sleep and Bob and Cory and Taco are in the next room screaming "Jake! Jake! Oh, Jake!"

Jeebus! Get a HOTEL, ppl!

:P
Jake Reitveld
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10-06-2005 16:54
Well memory, if you would just nudge me and ask, I'd get out of the bed and tell them to shut up, so we can sleep.
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Lebeda 208,209
Euterpe Roo
The millionth monkey
Join date: 24 Jan 2005
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10-06-2005 18:41
From: Memory Harker
And *I* hate it when I'm trying to sleep and Bob and Cory and Taco are in the next room screaming "Jake! Jake! Oh, Jake!"


What is this!!!???!! Cheat on Roo day!!???!! Did I not get the freakin' memo?!!!?!!!!

OK, OK. Wake me up when the 70's are over. Denkyouberrymush.
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Cory Edo
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10-06-2005 18:43
I just wanted to let you know everytime you use "denkyouberrymush" I say it out loud to myself and laugh. Thank you. :)
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