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Chip Midnight
ate my baby!
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07-26-2006 06:36
The one that currently makes me want to shoot myself is for "HeadOn" that's a headache remedy you smear on your forehead. The commercial just says "Head On! Apply directly to the forehead! Head On Apply directly to the forehead! Head On! Apply directly the forehead!" Okay! I heard you the first fucking time! "Shotgun! Apply directly to the forehead!"
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Tod69 Talamasca
The Human Tripod ;)
Join date: 20 Sep 2005
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07-26-2006 06:59
The creepiest Burger King commercials was the one for their coffee, where the construction worker peers around the I-beam and there's the creepy looking King but now his eyes are WIDE open. If I was working 30 stories up, and saw that looking at me, I'd be *sliding off to my death!!
*NOTE: Sliding off as in "I was so scared I shit my pants!" ![]() |
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Billybob Goodliffe
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07-26-2006 07:03
the creepiest was the logger who cuts down the tree and the King is behind it when it falls and is just staring at him
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Inspector Scissor
Tho'guth mglew corha gthu
Join date: 23 Jul 2006
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07-26-2006 07:06
"APPLY HEADON DIRECTLY TOO THE FOREHEAD!!
APPLY HEADON DIRECTLY TOO THE FOREHEAD!! APPLY HEADON DIRECTLY TOO THE FOREHEAD!! APPLY HEADON DIRECTLY TOO THE FOREHEAD!! HeadOn, apply directly too the forehead, available at Wallgreens." I got that one not twice, but FOUR times in a row. I wanted to kill myself. _____________________
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Inspector Scissor
Tho'guth mglew corha gthu
Join date: 23 Jul 2006
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07-26-2006 07:09
The creepiest Burger King commercials was the one for their coffee, where the construction worker peers around the I-beam and there's the creepy looking King but now his eyes are WIDE open. If I was working 30 stories up, and saw that looking at me, I'd be *sliding off to my death!! *NOTE: Sliding off as in "I was so scared I shit my pants!" ![]() http://kingwantssomelovin.ytmnd.com/ http://king-munk.ytmnd.com/ Enjoy! _____________________
"Fair Metanoia is attending, to crowne thee with those joys that know no ending" - William Browne, Britannia's Pastorals, v. I
A Free Radical loose in the Body of Society. Always ask yourself:" Does it wiggle?" |
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Kakashi Okamoto
Registered User
Join date: 12 Jul 2006
Posts: 32
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07-26-2006 07:33
I dont know, something about those waking up with the king commercials makes me like them. Like I would be scared shitless if I woke up and opened my window, only to find someone just staring blankly into my house.
The one commercial that gets me really pissed is that bruce A. bermin home business commercial. I cant even watch it, I just change the channel immediatly. |
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Olympia Rebus
Muse of Chaos
Join date: 22 Feb 2004
Posts: 1,831
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07-26-2006 08:49
Awaits you. Edit to add the oh-so-true statement from YouYube: YOU DON'T EAT FROSTIES(cereal) OFF A BLOODY PLATE!! Wow, that is annoying. I now understand why people spread rumors that the kid got himself killed. . They're not true.... yet. ![]() |
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Jetta Bentham
Wrestling Dork Kitty DJ
Join date: 31 Mar 2006
Posts: 91
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07-26-2006 09:25
Can't forget the Honda Element Crab Commercial that's been making a hit on SL in gestures.
I peench. Oh and we cant forget the guy in the ugly ? pattern suit! |
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Ilianexsi Sojourner
Chick with Horns
Join date: 11 Jul 2004
Posts: 1,707
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07-26-2006 10:54
Can't forget the Honda Element Crab Commercial that's been making a hit on SL in gestures. I peench. I love that one! There's a gesture for that?? Where can I get it? The Folgers 'Happy Mornings' one is pretty funny... my current favorite is the Starbuck's 'who da man, you da man' chant commercial. I agree so completely about the video professor one... I'm always amazed that the woman thinks it's so funny that her 3 year old is smarter than she is. I've been reading this thread and laughing till my sides hurt over the 'Headon' commercial... I'm waiting to see somebody make a giant replica of the stick of stuff in SL, an attachment on the forehead that repeats the commercial whenever it's clicked. Move over, bananaphone! ![]() _____________________
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Jetta Bentham
Wrestling Dork Kitty DJ
Join date: 31 Mar 2006
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07-26-2006 10:56
I love that one! There's a gesture for that?? Where can I get it? The Folgers 'Happy Mornings' one is pretty funny... my current favorite is the Starbuck's 'who da man, you da man' chant commercial. I agree so completely about the video professor one... I'm always amazed that the woman thinks it's so funny that her 3 year old is smarter than she is. I've been reading this thread and laughing till my sides hurt over the 'Headon' commercial... I'm waiting to see somebody make a giant replica of the stick of stuff in SL, an attachment on the forehead that repeats the commercial whenever it's clicked. Move over, bananaphone! ![]() I can give you the whole commercial |
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Ilianexsi Sojourner
Chick with Horns
Join date: 11 Jul 2004
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07-26-2006 11:03
I can give you the whole commercial Ha, I don't know if people around me would appreciate it if I played the whole thing much, but the 'I like to peench' line might be fun until my friends made me delete it. ![]() _____________________
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Jetta Bentham
Wrestling Dork Kitty DJ
Join date: 31 Mar 2006
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07-26-2006 11:06
Ha, I don't know if people around me would appreciate it if I played the whole thing much, but the 'I like to peench' line might be fun until my friends made me delete it. ![]() I'll just drop you the folder anyhow, it's easier |
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Vares Solvang
It's all Relative
Join date: 26 Jan 2005
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07-26-2006 11:24
"APPLY HEADON DIRECTLY TOO THE FOREHEAD!! APPLY HEADON DIRECTLY TOO THE FOREHEAD!! APPLY HEADON DIRECTLY TOO THE FOREHEAD!! APPLY HEADON DIRECTLY TOO THE FOREHEAD!! HeadOn, apply directly too the forehead, available at Wallgreens." I got that one not twice, but FOUR times in a row. I wanted to kill myself. I was going to try that stuff, but I couldn't figure out how to use it. ![]() _____________________
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Chip Midnight
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Join date: 1 May 2003
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07-26-2006 11:24
've been reading this thread and laughing till my sides hurt over the 'Headon' commercial... I'm waiting to see somebody make a giant replica of the stick of stuff in SL, an attachment on the forehead that repeats the commercial whenever it's clicked. Move over, bananaphone! ![]() http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAbAIpZG7II&search=headon _____________________
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Ilianexsi Sojourner
Chick with Horns
Join date: 11 Jul 2004
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07-26-2006 11:33
Aaahhhhhhhh!! *Bangs head on desk* ...OK, I take it back! ![]() _____________________
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Chip Midnight
ate my baby!
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07-26-2006 11:52
Aaahhhhhhhh!! *Bangs head on desk* ...OK, I take it back! ![]() The same company has another product called "FreedHem Hemorrhoid Creme" and the commercial is just as bad. It says "Hemorrhoid pain? Freedhem hemmhoroid creme! Hemorrhoid pain? Freedhem Hemorrhoid creme! Hemorrhoid pain? Freedhem Hemorrhoid creme!" Thankfully it doesn't show someone repeatedly rubbing it on their ass. You have to know that any company with advertising that obnoxious is a fraud so I googled them. It's a homeopathic remedy whose primary ingredient is White Bryony in a 12X dilution. That means 1 part per 1 trillion. I think they should combine the two products and just recommend that people shove their heads directly up their asses._____________________
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Lorelei Patel
was here
Join date: 22 Feb 2004
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07-26-2006 12:41
on a side note .. I personaly vote any female product commercials , anything to do with menstration , birth control or that not so fresh feeling - needs to stick to the Oxygen channel and Lifetime -mike OMG, as soon as I'm no longer plagued with ads about enlarged prostates and erectile dysfunction. _____________________
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Fmeh Tagore
Just another fat guy
Join date: 12 Jul 2006
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07-26-2006 16:30
Okay, so I'm an adult who sometimes watches Cartoon Network...
I hate the commercial for a dvd of this lady (who looks like the TV stereotype of a typical mom) who sings cheesey kids' songs, and the annoucer talks as if she's world-famous or something, and the particular video they play a clip of that I hate the most is "Suzie has a cow on her head, Suzie has a cow on her head". Then there's "Floam!" commercials for some stupid product that looks like cake decoration sugar bee-bees held together with a gluey substance that you can shape into whatever, and almost everything they show in the commercial that people make require at least 5 times the amount that they give someone for the price of $19.95. Whoever falls for that product is a fool. And then it's usually followed by those bedazzled commercials that were talked about earlier in this thread. _____________________
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Teeny Leviathan
Never started World War 3
Join date: 20 May 2003
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07-26-2006 17:05
I suppose that Frosties commercial would get on my last nerve after a few weeks. On the other hand, Frosted Flakes (their correct name) is a lifelong favorite of mine. I simply can't stay mad at Frosted Flakes.
During the last holiday season, Radio Shack ran a series of ads which featured people sitting in a chair and asking for stuff. There was this one kid, typical low riding baggy pants teen who was practically begging for an X-mods RC car. He was just annoying, especially his whiny "please" at the end of the commercial. I really hope they don't bring that commercial back this year. |
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Fmeh Tagore
Just another fat guy
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07-26-2006 17:21
"Thank you easter bunny" "Bock bock!"
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Ilianexsi Sojourner
Chick with Horns
Join date: 11 Jul 2004
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07-26-2006 17:37
Then there's "Floam!" commercials for some stupid product that looks like cake decoration sugar bee-bees held together with a gluey substance that you can shape into whatever, and almost everything they show in the commercial that people make require at least 5 times the amount that they give someone for the price of $19.95. Whoever falls for that product is a fool. Yeah, Adult Swim rocks. And I agree, those Floam commercials are so irritating... why in the world would anyone want to cover their bike or toys or whatever with that stuff?On a similar note, I changed the channel in irritation this afternoon (I was working at home, not slacking!) to avoid yet another promo for that 'Kangaroo Jack' movie on Nickelodeon... they show the ad every 15 minutes or so, it features farting camels, and I'm at the point where I'm almost willing to pay them money to never show it again. _____________________
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Billybob Goodliffe
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07-26-2006 17:41
LOL I am tired of there being so many damn commercials in my NASCAR broadcasts. ITS WORSE THAN THE SUPERBOWL!!!!!!!!! seriously watch a race for 20 minutes and upwards of 5 minutes of it is commercials FOR THE STATIONS "HIT NEW SHOW" BAH!!!!!!!! *shoots himself*
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Fmeh Tagore
Just another fat guy
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07-26-2006 17:47
Hey, check out this site filled with classic TV commercials--I wasn't expecting to find a site like this: http://www.retrojunk.com/list_commercials.php
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Arthax Bachman
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Join date: 26 Aug 2005
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07-26-2006 20:33
Here's a new Headon commercial. Seems they finally lost it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zqnASjunx8&NR
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Tod69 Talamasca
The Human Tripod ;)
Join date: 20 Sep 2005
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07-27-2006 09:28
Hey, check out this site filled with classic TV commercials--I wasn't expecting to find a site like this: http://www.retrojunk.com/list_commercials.php OMG! I just sat around & watched a bunch of the videos for over an hour, having flashbacks to my childhood. ![]() |