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Showdog Tiger
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09-11-2006 11:14
Dearly Darling Mr. Goodliffe,
Then you should be pretty safe. It's a shame you're not Hispanic. You could try to kill them with cuisine the way my Mother did with my Sister's creepy In-laws at the Rehersal Dinner. They had been so terribly rude that the "Little Mother" (She is very short) made chili so hot it sucked the spit out of mouths for days....you should have seen them trying to eat it with a straight face in front of the Archbishop who just loved hot food!
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Billybob Goodliffe
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09-11-2006 11:22
From: Showdog Tiger Dearly Darling Mr. Goodliffe,
Then you should be pretty safe. It's a shame you're not Hispanic. You could try to kill them with cuisine the way my Mother did with my Sister's creepy In-laws at the Rehersal Dinner. They had been so terribly rude that the "Little Mother" (She is very short) made chili so hot it sucked the spit out of mouths for days....you should have seen them trying to eat it with a straight face in front of the Archbishop who just loved hot food!
Ever Yours,
Mrs. Showdog Tiger well let me see if I can set this scene for you My future daughter in law is black (race is not an issue) She comes from a very well to do black family from downtown Atlanta. We are a white military family from rural GA. can we say "culture clash"?
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If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade and try and find someone who's life has given them vodka and have a party! From: Corvus Drake I asked God directly, and he says you're a douchebag.  Commander of the Militant Wing of the Salvation Army http://e-pec.info/forum/blog/billybob_goodliffe
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Vares Solvang
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09-11-2006 11:24
From: Billybob Goodliffe well let me see if I can set this scene for you
My future daughter in law is black (race is not an issue)
She comes from a very well to do black family from downtown Atlanta.
We are a white military family from rural GA.
can we say "culture clash"? Wow, I do not envy you on that one! |
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Billybob Goodliffe
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09-11-2006 11:26
From: Vares Solvang Wow, I do not envy you on that one! it makes for some interesting discussions, but so far its been a great experience
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If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade and try and find someone who's life has given them vodka and have a party! From: Corvus Drake I asked God directly, and he says you're a douchebag. Commander of the Militant Wing of the Salvation Army http://e-pec.info/forum/blog/billybob_goodliffe
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Vares Solvang
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09-11-2006 11:33
From: Billybob Goodliffe it makes for some interesting discussions, but so far its been a great experience Yeah, I suppose it would be very enlightening. Glad to hear you are making the best of it.  |
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Billybob Goodliffe
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09-11-2006 11:34
From: Vares Solvang Yeah, I suppose it would be very enlightening. Glad to hear you are making the best of it. I don't have a choice. My son is marrying their daughter, so their family now.
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If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade and try and find someone who's life has given them vodka and have a party! From: Corvus Drake I asked God directly, and he says you're a douchebag. Commander of the Militant Wing of the Salvation Army http://e-pec.info/forum/blog/billybob_goodliffe
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Vares Solvang
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09-11-2006 11:36
From: Billybob Goodliffe I don't have a choice. My son is marrying their daughter, so their family now. hehheh, I read that and the words "Semper Fi" popped into my head. |
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Billybob Goodliffe
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09-11-2006 11:36
From: Vares Solvang hehheh, I read that and the words "Semper Fi" popped into my head.  you really are my twin sister! 
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If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade and try and find someone who's life has given them vodka and have a party! From: Corvus Drake I asked God directly, and he says you're a douchebag. Commander of the Militant Wing of the Salvation Army http://e-pec.info/forum/blog/billybob_goodliffe
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Showdog Tiger
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09-11-2006 11:37
Dearly Darling Mrs. Goodliffe,
My best friend is also black. Her husband is from a Nordic country. Fair warning...the Atlanta part of the family will be very biased against the whole thing. Just be supportive to your son and your new daughter. Chances are you will get them for every holliday which will make everyone else's skin crawl....because they will be jealous and too stubborn to be nice to make a difference!
Ever Yours,
Mrs. Showdog Tiger
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Billybob Goodliffe
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09-11-2006 11:40
From: Showdog Tiger Dearly Darling Mrs. Goodliffe,
My best friend is also black. Her husband is from a Nordic country. Fair warning...the Atlanta part of the family will be very biased against the whole thing. Just be supportive to your son and your new daughter. Chances are you will get them for every holliday which will make everyone else's skin crawl....because they will be jealous and too stubborn to be nice to make a difference!
Ever Yours,
Mrs. Showdog Tiger so far its been warmly accepted, ...............so far.
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If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade and try and find someone who's life has given them vodka and have a party! From: Corvus Drake I asked God directly, and he says you're a douchebag. Commander of the Militant Wing of the Salvation Army http://e-pec.info/forum/blog/billybob_goodliffe
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Matt Newchurch
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09-11-2006 11:54
...The Aristocrats!
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Showdog Tiger
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09-11-2006 11:56
Dearly Darling,
That is a lovely old joke! I think somesome has made a documentary about it on HBO or one of those channels.
Ever Yours,
Mrs. showdog Tiger
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