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Ha! The way I look at it... with me being lazy about this.... I'm averaging about 1k posts every 3 days. So that would only take about a year to surpass you.

Woo-ee-oo, I look just like Buddy Holly.
Oh-Oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore.
I don't care what they say about us anyway.
I don't care 'bout that.


Sorry had that song stuck in my head all day!

One of my favorite bands. Now that will be stuck in my head all night.

Don't look now but I lost my shoe!

Don't get me started.

I'm tired, so tired
I'm tired of having sex (so tired)
I'm spread so thin
I don't know who I am (who I am)

Monday night I'm making Jen
Tuesday night I'm making Lynn
Wednesday night I'm making Jasmine
Oh, why can't I be making love come true?

I'm beat, beet red
Ashamed of what I said (what I said)
I'm sorry, here I go
I know I'm a sinner
But I can't say no (say no)

Thursday night I'm making Denise
Friday night I'm making Therese
Saturday night I'm making Louise
Oh, why can't I be making love come true?

Tonight I'm down on my knees
Tonight I'm begging you please
Tonight, tonight, oh please
Oh, why can't I be making love come true?

I can’t help my feelings, I’ll go out of my mind
These players come to get me ’cause they’d like my behind
I can’t love my business if I can’t get a trick
Down on santa monica where tricks are for kids

Oh, come on and kick me
Oh, come on and kick me
Come on and kick me
You’ve got your problems
I’ve got my ass wipe
You’ve got your big cheese
I’ve got my hash pipe

I can’t help my boogies they get out of control
I know that you don’t care but I want you to know
The knee-stocking flavor is a favorite treat
Of men that don’t bother with the taste of a teat

Oh, come on and kick me
Oh, come on and kick me
Come on and kick me
You’ve got your problems
I’ve got my ass wipe
You’ve got your big cheese
I’ve got my hash pipe
I’ve got my hash pipe

Oh, come on and kick me
Oh, come on and kick me
Come on and kick me
You’ve got your problems
I’ve got my ass wipe
You’ve got your big cheese
I’ve got my hash pipe
I’ve got my hash pipe

I’ve got my hash pipe
I’ve got my hash pipe

Oh yeah.
All right.

Somebody’s heine is crowding my icebox.
Somebody’s cold one is giving me chills.
Guess I’ll just close my eyes.

Oh yeah.
All right.
Feels good.
Inside.

Flip on the tele... wrestle with jimmy.
Somethin’ is bubblin’ behind my butt.
The bottle is ready to go.

Say it ain’t so a-woah-a-woah.
Your drug is a heartbreaker.
Say it ain’t so a-woah-a-woah.
My love is a life-taker.

I can’t confront you, I never could do...
That which might hurt you.
Try and be cool, when I say:
This way is-a-waterslide-away-from-you-that-takes-you-futher-everyday!
Be cool.

Say it ain’t so a-woah-a-woah.
Your drug is a heartbreaker.
Say it ain’t so a-woah-a-woah.
My love is a life-taker!

Dear daddy, I write you in spite of fears of silence.
You cleaned up, found jesus, things are good also I hear.
This bottle of stevens awakens ancient feelings...
Like father, step-father...
The sone is drowning in the flood! yeah yeah-yeah yeah-yeah!

Say it ain’t so a-woah-a-woah.
You drug is a heartbreaker.
Say it ain’t so a-woah-a-woah.
My love is a life-taker.

One of my favs by Weezer

Hip hip
Hip hip
Hip hip
Hip hip

When you’re on a holiday
You can’t find the words to say
All the things that come to you
And I wanna feel it too

On an island in the sun
We’ll be playing and having fun
And it makes me feel so fine
I can’t control my brain

Hip hip
Hip hip

When you’re on a golden sea
You don’t need no memory
Just a place to call your own
As we drift into the zone

On an island in the sun
We’ll be playing and having fun
And it makes me feel so fine
I can’t control my brain

We’ll run away together
We’ll spend some time forever
We’ll never feel bad anymore

Hip hip
Hip hip
Hip hip

On an island in the sun
We’ll be playing and having fun
And it makes me feel so fine
I can’t control my brain

We’ll run away together
We’ll spend some time forever
We’ll never feel bad anymore

Hip hip

We’ll never feel bad anymore
No no
We’ll never feel bad anymore
No no
No no
No no

(Yah, Island in the sun is another awesome one. Aw, who am I kidding, I can't think of a Weezer song I don't like... Maaaybe that space-rock one...)

Any day now you'll call me up on the phone
Say you love me more than you ever did before

It's all that I can do right now
To make it up to you somehow
And meet you on the other side of home

Take no prisoners here in this knock-down drag-out war
That we're waging on each other forever more

It's all that I can do right now
To make it up to you somehow
And meet you on the other side of home
Say you love me now

It's all that I can do right now
To make it up to you somehow
And meet you on the other side of home
Say you love me now

Take no prisoners here in this knock-down drag-out war
That we're waging on each other forever more
That we're waging on each other forever more

I'll see your Knock Down Drag out and raise you a O Girlfriend

I miss you
And I wonder how you feel about me too
Do you miss the way we would play
And waste our time away?
Suddenly, we're apart
And I can't see you everynight
Though we fight I love you so much
Now I can't feel your touch
Oh girlfriend
That's the end
And I'm lost without your love
Oh love
In your arms
I was happy as a little boy could be
Taking pills and mellowing out
Now I just want to shout
For your love
'Cause I'm drifting further from you everyday
Driving by your place everynight
I used to feel alright
Oh girlfriend
That's the end
And I'm lost without your love
Oh love
Feeling fancies everynight
When I dreamed to be alright
Oh love
Oh love
Oh girlfriend
That's the end
And I'm lost without your love
Oh love
In your arms
I was happy as a little boy could be
Taking pills and mellowing out
Now I just want to shout
[humming]
Now I just want to shout
[humming]
Now I just want to shout

I don't think anything can beat that...
...except, power of super-secret Japanese B-side track hidden up my sleeve!


Christmas celebration
All around the nation
Won't you stay with me tonight
Cos I'm running out of fight
And the pagentry is such a bore

Carolers are singing
Registers ka-chinging
And the presents are in place
But I'd rather eat some mace
Cos that egg nog always makes me sick

You know how the story goes
You've seen it all before
That man is so obese
That he can't get out the door

Christmas to perfection
I'm begging for some action
And the ringing in my ears
Is the sound of christmas cheer
Cos they knocked me screaming overboard

You know how the story goes
You've seen it all before
That man is so obese
That he can't get out the door

You know how the story goes
You've seen it all before
That man is so obese
That he can't get out the door

Christmas celebration
All around the nation
Won't you stay with me tonight
Cos I'm running out of fight
And the pagentry is such a bore
The pagentry is such a bore
The pagentry is such a bore
The pagentry is such a bore, yeah
The pagentry is such a bore, yeah!

NIIIIIIIICE!

Jamie, what you doing now?
What you doing now girl?
Please, please tell me
Cos I need to know, I need to know now
When I was down, you came to me
And promised you'd always be
By my side, now you're gone
And I'm waiting patiently
Jamie, I want you to know

Jamie, Jamie, I'm so glad you're mine
We'll be together a long time

Jamie, what you doing now?
He's dialin' your car phone
Please, please be true
You know that I trust you, do that which you must do
When I was down, you came to me
And promised you'd always be
By my side, now you're gone
And I'm waiting patiently
Jamie, I want you to know

Jamie, Jamie, I'm so glad you're mine
We'll be together a long time

You've got the Beach Boys, and your firm's got the Stones
But I know you won't leave me alone
Sometimes it seems you're not with me
It hurts me so much, it hurts me so much
Sometimes it seems you're not with me
It hurts me so much, it hurts me so much

You are the most, you're so rad, you're so fresh
And I'm so glad I am yours, you are mine
Show me where and I will sign
When I was down, you came to me
And promised you'd always be
By my side, now you're gone
And I'm waiting, waiting

Jamie, Jamie, I'm so glad you're mine
We'll be together a long time

Jamie, believe me, I won't let you down
Cos you are the best lawyer in town
Sometimes it seems you're not with me
It hurts me so much, it hurts me so much
Sometimes it seems you're not with me
It hurts me so much, it hurts me so much
I love you so much, I love you so much

And I am now 16 posts away from 1000.

You mean 15 now.

only 389 left to 1000 yipee

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