Single? 26m Is Looking

Hey everyone. I'm new to the SL game. Around a week now. But I dont really treat sl as a sl. I am the same there, as I am in person. I love music, I love to sing, I play hockey. Thats RL. I'm on SL basically cause I'm single, and well sick of it? I'm currently in the Marines stationed in cali, have been in 7 years. The reason I say that is cause all Cali girls are usually rich/porsche driving people. No offense to anyone from here. Obviously being in the Marines, this rich peron thing isnt me. But Marines pays me well enough that I'm well off. I'm 160 lb's, gray eyes, brown hair, I have a pic in my second life profile, and I'm looking for single ladies 18-35. Get back to me if interested.

I live in California, and know plenty of normal girls, maybe it's not the girls that are the problem...

I think you got the wrong impression of Cali buddy hehe. Either your hanging out in the wrong places in Cali to meet the type of girl your looking for or you have an assumption about girls from cali that is just off base. Sounds like you get your idea's from Laguna beach mabye? Its a slightly skewed view on things hun if you think the whole of california is like that. Go meet some girls there are plenty of normal people in general in Cali you just have to get out of the rich area's

Sorry to hear you are not having much luck. Maybe it's because they're girls? Having you tried dating other guys to see if that makes a difference? You know the saying, 'don't knock it until you try it'.

Well you have come to the right place for love Llaugheazy Bender! Why Second Life is for Lovers - hell its better than Virginia! But what inquiring minds demand to know is what you have to offer the nubile young female or male just waiting to take that special place in your heart. We already know you aren't rich, so money is out. While you gave us your weight, you forgot to include your height. One-sixty is great if you're, say, 5'9"ish but damned scrawny for 6'6" and on the pudgy side for 4'11". Not that there's anything wrong with the pudgy-impaired or scrawny-impaired American's among us. Its just that advertising is important.

How about the cyber? Any experience in that field? Generally the more experience you have at it the better you are and if, for instance, you've been doing it since the days of furryMUCK well, that WILL say a lot for you.

Speaking of furs, are those out? You were specific in your prejudices and dislikes. Who should not bother applying? We already know you don't like children or old people - but what about furs? Goreans? Alternate lifestylers? Remember the more you tell us the better Second Life will be able to fit all your romantic needs.

go on a dating show but be careful you might end up with these people as contestants

What a long winded way to ask "ASL?".

Trouble meeting women in Cali? Hmmm..., for some reason I am reminded of this joke.

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John never had any luck with women. His friend recommended that he try going to the beaches of France. There, the women will all but throw themselves at eligible men.

So poor John packs his bags and travels to France with newfound hope. As he walks along the beaches, he sees many beautiful women lying in the sun. But try as he might, the women are not interested. His last hope of meeting someone now crushed, he continues walking along the shore, when suddenly he sees a Frenchman lying on the beach who is surrounded by adoring women.

Having nothing to lose, he approaches the Frenchman and says “Excuse me, I’ve been trying to meet one of those women, and they just ignore me. But you have dozens around you, what is your secret?”

“Ahh, maybe I can help a leetle beet,” says the Frenchman. “We Frenchman have a zeecret you know” “What you do ees you go to zee store. You buy a leetle bikini sweeming suit. You walk up and down zee beach. You meet girl very qweekly zees way.”

“Wow! Thanks!” says John, and off he goes to the store. He buys a skimpy red bathing suit, puts it on, and goes back to the beach. He parades up and down the beach but this time, the ladies just look at him and snicker.

So John goes back to the Frenchman. “I’m sorry to bother you again,” he says, “but I went to the store, I got a swimsuit, and now instead of ignoring me, they laugh at me. What am I doing wrong?”

“Okay,” says the Frenchman, “I tell you what you do. You go to zee store. You buy potato. You put potato in sweeming suit and walk up and down zee beach. You will meet girl very, very qweekly zees way.”

“Thanks!” says the guy, and runs off to the store. He buys the potato, puts it in the swimsuit, and marches up and down the beach. Up and down, up and down he walks, but now the women look at him in utter disgust. After half an hour, poor John is crushed, his last hopes dashed on the French shoreline. He sees the Frenchman, and says “Look, I got the suit, I put the potato in it, and now they look at me like I'm some sort of freak. What is going on?”

“Well,” says the Frenchman, “maybe I can help you a leetle beet. We Frenchmen usually put zee potato in zee FRONT of zee sweeming suit”

Why resmods are a bad idea (and one reason why I'm just as glad the forums are going away):

http://forums.secondcitizen.com/showthread.php?t=1968

coco

You don't get gold stars for snitching Coco, and I don't particularly care that you know how to link to a third party forum.

Maeve, you did fuck all wrong.
On here, you are constrained by your position, what you do on SC is your business.

Why is that a bad thing? Being a moderator doesnt mean you stop wanting to yank a few chains. Being a good moderator means you resist the temptation to do so.

Bravo! Somebody gets it.

Ack, deleted my own message instead of editing it.

Oh well, so it goes.

And the edit was moderators should not be posting things like that on other forums, especially about looking the other way. But mods make mistakes too.

I don't know, 26m sounds a bit large to me, even for SL.

I was joking, contrary to popular opinion, we're not all humorless drones.

don't pick on Meave, she's my boss at the Ministry of Drunkeness!

WE're running short on tequila, have some delivered before 5 pm SLT, I feel the need for margaritas!

AYE AYE!!!

She could have done the same on SC with an anonymous alt.
At least she had the balls to use her own name.

Im not calling you an alt or anything btw
just saying she could easily have done the same thing anonymously.

The forums are burning down around us... why the fuck should we worry
jeez.

My newest alt actually goes well with Billybob's pic Saltand Lime and trolling with alts is so very overdone and lame, I stand behind everything I say, good or bad.

so your the one who took that name!!!! grr

Hehe yup

Well. lol! Ya'll are funny! In a good way. But no thanks on that "knock it till you try it" date a guy crap. No way in the world. lol. I havent been a problem. In fact, 99.9% people like me, and I have never failed at making people smile. The problem is, as was stated by someone is that Im in the wrong part of town. I have dated around 13-20 ( i been here 6 yrs ) girls here. Which is all dandy. My down fall I think? I dont party, I love to party! Make sense? However, drinking, smoking, just not my things. Some look down on that. I'm a christian, so I wait to have sex at least until the.. .. ahhhh 3rd date. lol. Seriously though, I appreciate everyones comments, I honestly wasnt expecting this many people. lol..
As far as what do they get, if shes mine? Well, whatever shes given, she gets right back and more. Here is a famous line. "Im not a player". I know what it can do to someone, and have seen the outcome of it. So I would never hurt someone in that way. I know every female that just read this is rolling her eyes. Anywho 2nd Life is great, and I appreciate everyone not being to harsh on me for putting out a "singles ad" lol. Take care everyone.