Linden Laws - (Sorta like Murphys law)

Linden Law #1:
No matter how many prims you are allocated, it will never be enough.

Linden Law #2:
If you have any kind of sex balls in your house... Somebody else HAS used them while you were out.


Feel free to add your own. ^_^

Linden Law #3:
The box on your head will actually look marginally better on you than the flexi-silks inside it, but not even your best friends will tell you.

#4

People will never IM you when you are bored, yet won't leave you alone when you are building.

FARKIN SIGNED! <3


Rule #5: Any scripts you make from scratch can and will fail the first time you show them off, regardless of complexity or the number of tests you made before showing them off.

edited: someone else made rule 4 before me ;-;

Rule #6: You will only find the hidden flaws in a build /after/ you've sold five of them AND lost your transaction histories after a dire computer crash.

rule #7: The patch is never as good as you hoped it would be.

If we are talking about Murfy's lawas as they would apply to SL, then here goes:

#7 Even if a script compiles successfully, it never works as xpected.

#8 If your friends can disturb you in a middle of a project, they will

#9 Your neighbor always has more land than you do

#10 No matter what they tell you, the people you meet always turn out to be men in RL

#11 Your sim always crashes more than the others

#12 Your sim always have more lag than the others

#13 If your neighbor sells his/her land, the new owner will ALWAYS build a casino there

#14 The second you think about a wonderful design, you will see it in the next shop you visit

# 15 prims dont make you happy, but their number does


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LOL, I can continue like that for hours!
*kisses* Anna

#16

There is always an invisible prim infront of what you want to edit

Grid down, nothing to do, hee is more:

#18 The second you finish a cool project, none of your friends will be online to see it

#19 The best building time is ALWAYS at dinner time

Want more?

#20
the minute you and your significant other want to be alone, someone will always teleport in

#21: Wednesday updates always take longer than expected.

#22 In SL, if everything is working great, then something is horribly wrong.

#23

To err is human, but to really screw it up requires a prim.

#24 If you wrote 10 lines of Script without saving, the Sim will crash.

#25 No matter what the Lindens do, someone will complain about it.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!! OH YOU ARE ALL TO FUNNY AND SOME OF THESE ARE SO TRUE!.......LOL!

#26: There is no way to time your humor in SL, if you want to rezz something funny, play a witty sound in response to someone's comment, or put up a hilarious picture then SL will most definitely lag, or the sim will crash, or your inventory find will take forever to load, or the parcel will be full.. the point being of course, that by the time you find said humorous and topical item, the conversation will have taken a turn, and you'll look like an idiot.

D:

Is that one personal experience?

How did you guess? Every one of those situations has happened to me ._.

Also notice, that I timed th post of this wrong, and someone else put up #25 before me?

Linden Law #27 : if you add Linden Law #24 to the Thread, #25
has already been posted

#28
Linden Labs creates the Avatar, "Jamie Bergman's team" made them all equal

#29 That self-replicating scripted object idea that seemed sooooo funny last night will be a huge disaster today that no one will find amusing.

#30
Every time you go in to chat history to mute another sensless talking attachment, you will accidentally mute a legitimate person.

#31
Someone, somewhere is Howlzzing right now... ughh...
(well not right now, but you get my drift)

#31 The number of really stupid typos you make in chat is directly proportional to how badly you want to impress that really cool person you just met.

if you take something small out of your inventory to edit it, it will invariably fall into the floor!