So, handcuff me, already.
Nice and tight.
If I ask nicely?
Pretty please?

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Euterpe Roo
The millionth monkey
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01-09-2006 13:16
Hi. I am Euterpe. Oh, and 'Mew' (but only to Memory). And 'Eu.' And to Elex Dusk, 'Eut.' To pandawrong, I'm 'twerp.' To sweet Trin, Nala, and Nolan, I am 'erpe.' Taco, Kate and Mal call me 'Roo.' Coz calls me 'Coz.'
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Ordinal Malaprop
really very ordinary
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01-09-2006 13:19
Additionally, it has never been against the law to use an alias unless your intention was to commit fraud. I can call myself Surreal Farber in RL if I choose to. As far as this poorly thought out new law... someone will challenge it and the courts will decide. It looks, from the links in the article, like there are solid precedents saying that (a) being "annoying" does not invalidate the First Amendment and (b) there is no requirement not to be anonymous to exercise First Amendment rights. |
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Joy Honey
Not just another dumass
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01-09-2006 13:19
Don't they have someone who actually knows what they are doing read these things before they become law? Perhaps they deliberately intend for them to be ambiguous, gelatinous, mounds of crap so that things are so complex the average person cannot possibly begin to understand the law and then they [the politicians] are in a position to selectively enforce the law at will against anyone they so please. WTF. My name is Rose BTW and I know I'm friggin annoying. . They buried it in the Violence Against Women and Department of Justice Reauthorization Act.... ![]() _____________________
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Torley Linden
Enlightenment!
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01-09-2006 13:26
I'm really Torley, that really is my name.
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Madame Maracas
Not who you think I am...
Join date: 7 Jun 2004
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01-09-2006 13:36
Besides, my RL name (1st and last as a combo) is really really common! Last time I counted, 36 in my city alone!
I have many online names, but Madame Maracas is prolly the one that matters most. I've been Asandra, Asandra Luchador, Bibi Bukowski, Curadora Demisamigos, Schneeblah Kneedorf, Asesina, Matadora, Khlor, Khlor2001, Khl0r, webmistressjulia, and I dunno what else, oh oh waaay back when, Robocop and Wombat, but those are really pre-internet. And if you wanna go further back, Dirty Sneaker, but sheesh that's my old CB handle. I've had other nicks but we're not going into that here. Nu uh. Nice try! _____________________
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Leilany LaFollette
Not old, just older
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01-09-2006 13:53
Well I can't dispute the pretty, but otherwise that is a complete lie - I have much better taste in men Go on, tell them your real name!*pffft* you know Bon Jovi's the hawtness As far as my real name goes, who do you think is gonna believe me? Now, who gets to define *annoying*? Leilany ![]() _____________________
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Aliasi Stonebender
Return of Catbread
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01-09-2006 13:55
I am Keyser Soze.
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Ordinal Malaprop
really very ordinary
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01-09-2006 13:56
I'm Sparticus.
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Chance Abattoir
Future Rockin' Resmod
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01-09-2006 14:06
Chance
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Simon Metalhead
Rock Star
Join date: 26 May 2003
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01-09-2006 17:38
Hmm glad i'm not American...
and damn, i tried that phone number in Google thing... that is not cool... my full name, address, postal code, email AND the car I drive... that's umm just wrong... glad I don't have stalkers... although I welcome hot supermodel type stalkers who are non-violent, thanks ![]() _____________________
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Teeny Leviathan
Never started World War 3
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01-09-2006 17:39
I am Chewbacca
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Zuzu Fassbinder
Little Miss No Tomorrow
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01-09-2006 17:53
Rumplestiltskin
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Neehai Zapata
Unofficial Parent
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01-09-2006 18:25
Well, I am sure I have annoyed many people on the forums.
Republicans will find it riotously funny, but my last name is Bush. Seymore Bush, so you come knocking on my door is you ahve any problems. Do you see how hard my life is? Do you know what it is like to be a gay male democrat with the name Seymore Bush?!?!?!? _____________________
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Broken Templar
Registered User
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01-09-2006 18:40
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Ben Bacon
Registered User
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01-10-2006 03:11
What's my M..F... name?
Snoop-dogg |
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Richie Waves
Predictable
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01-10-2006 06:43
Richie
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Frank Lardner
Cultural Explorer
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McIntyre v. Ohio Elections Commission
01-10-2006 06:54
The Supreme Court has held that the First Amendment protects the right to anonymous speech from government interference. McIntyre v. Ohio Elections Comm'n, 514 U.S. 334 (1995).
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Teri LaFollette
*smiles knowingly*
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01-10-2006 07:26
Hmmm...real name huh, what is that? I'm not Teri Lafollette? I dont live in Takes? What do you mean i am pixelated....no....no ......no....dont take my keyboard!!!!!!!!
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Ben Bacon
Registered User
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01-11-2006 01:53
Hmmm...real name huh, what is that? I'm not Teri Lafollette? I dont live in Takes? What do you mean i am pixelated....no....no ......no....dont take my keyboard!!!!!!!! |
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Spinner Poutine
Still rezzin or am I
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01-12-2006 03:51
DOG but I suffer from dyslexia...
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Katt Kongo
M2 Publisher
Join date: 9 Jun 2005
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01-12-2006 04:07
Well, my real name is not a secret because of the MSNBC article. However, tell me yours, and I'll tell you mine.
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