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SuezanneC Baskerville
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10-17-2005 05:49
Best post ever.
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Malachi Petunia
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Join date: 21 Sep 2003
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10-17-2005 06:10
Compare and contrast. Thank <deity> that I was too old to see either of these characters on CTW® in my formative years as I know I would be even more scarred than I am presently.

And the question that keeps recurring to me: just what does Elmo® carry in his hip bag?

please note, the attached image montage was created pursuant to 17 U.S.C. § 107 and was not intended to disparage the fine works of CTW® (with the possible exception of Elmo® who does indeed scare the bejebees out of me, even worser than bee-cows).
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Malachi Petunia
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10-17-2005 06:14
From: Chance Abattoir
... a better question might be how is it that I've watched many episodes of Teletubbies alone and sober.
There are voluntary treatment facilities for such "issues", please contact me should you reach your "personal nadir" ;)
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Euterpe Roo
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10-17-2005 08:19
From: Chance Abattoir
a better question might be how is it that I've watched many episodes of Teletubbies alone and sober.


My guess that 'rock-bottom' would involve, not the Teletubbies, but the Boobahs. This is some truly alarming stuff!

Beady eyes, phallus for a head, fur, highly addictive. . . parents, run screaming.

http://austin.metblogs.com/images/jingbah.jpg
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Chance Abattoir
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10-17-2005 12:51
From: Euterpe Roo
My guess that 'rock-bottom' would involve, not the Teletubbies, but the Boobahs. This is some truly alarming stuff!

Beady eyes, phallus for a head, fur, highly addictive. . . parents, run screaming.

http://austin.metblogs.com/images/jingbah.jpg


Boobahs are neat. They look like something that might come crawling out of a thistle while I'm lying in a pool of my own vomit.
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Torley Linden
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10-17-2005 12:56
I think what is really shocking is how "normal" this is to me. I find everyday cats to be the weirdest, kewlest things!
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Ushuaia Tokugawa
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Join date: 22 Mar 2005
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10-17-2005 13:47
From: Chance Abattoir
I'm going to go with zebra bear as that looks nothing like a cow or a bee.


Infidel! Surely you will be the first to go on the day of reckoning!
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Chance Abattoir
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10-17-2005 14:03
From: Ushuaia Tokugawa
Infidel! Surely you will be the fist to go on the day of reckoning!


I am ALWAYS the fist.
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Creami Cannoli
Please don't eat me....
Join date: 17 Jul 2005
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10-17-2005 18:49
It's not a bee or a cow, it is Fisher Price's version of a cute and cuddly zebra. And if you are all worked up over this now, wait until they see The Wiggles or those darn Doodlebops on tv. You shouldn't care if they like looking at colorful things now, be worried about LATER...when they can voice what they want and do at least 500 times a day.You should probably stock up on meds for yourself to make it through that phase.


P.S. The Wiggles are less evil than Barney, but the Doodlebops could be pretty close. And Jojo's circus is better than the wiggles.
Malachi Petunia
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10-17-2005 22:15
From: someone
Boobahs are neat. They look like something that might come crawling out of a thistle while I'm lying in a pool of my own vomit.
You say this subjunctively as if it never happened to any of the posters in this forum while hanging with a Yaqui Shaman in the Tecate desert... umm, nevermind :o
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Chance Abattoir
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10-18-2005 14:47
From: Malachi Petunia
You say this subjunctively as if it never happened to any of the posters in this forum while hanging with a Yaqui Shaman in the Tecate desert... umm, nevermind :o


The form seems irrelevant once the nagual has seen the eagle. Subjunctive, subjective, objective- Who cares, I just don't want to be eaten by THAT.
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