Stereotype me
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Desmond Shang
Guvnah of Caledon
Join date: 14 Mar 2005
Posts: 5,250
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08-01-2006 13:08
From: Billybob Goodliffe I want to hear all of yall's stereotypes for yours truely  They can be funny, they can be mean, I don't care. I find stereotypes fascinating, so have at me She leans forward over the keyboard, hesitantly, elegant nails caressing the keys with a soft clicking tap. "Do you really think this will work?" "It's the only way, Jessica." "I don't know... I just... deception seems so wrong." "You are special, my dear. It's not like you are other people... people who can be free to be themselves." "True. I'm still furious at the people at that trash rag, Playboy." "Dark Angel, you need a completely different persona. One that someone would never suspect." "I can't be myself at all?" "No, love. You will be exploited, sought after for your body - you won't be able to trust anyone. You know this to be true." "Well... well then who should I be?" "Oh, anybody. Pfft. Here, let me choose a random blog - just totally random." "Oh god, you wouldn't." "Do you want to have real, genuine friends again Jessica?" *sound of a sharp intake of breath* "Fine. Hit me with it. I'm an actress, I can do it." "Here... here, how about this one." "Omg. Look. It's... a deer in that picture." "He'll never know. Come on, let's make an avatar for you now. Nobody will ever suspect."
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 Steampunk Victorian, Well-Mannered Caledon!
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Billybob Goodliffe
NINJA WIZARDS!
Join date: 22 Dec 2005
Posts: 4,036
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08-01-2006 13:10
From: Desmond Shang She leans forward over the keyboard, hesitantly, elegant nails caressing the keys with a soft clicking tap.
"Do you really think this will work?"
"It's the only way, Jessica."
"I don't know... I just... deception seems so wrong."
"You are special, my dear. It's not like you are other people... people who can be free to be themselves."
"True. I'm still furious at the people at that trash rag, Playboy."
"Dark Angel, you need a completely different persona. One that someone would never suspect."
"I can't be myself at all?"
"No, love. You will be exploited, sought after for your body - you won't be able to trust anyone. You know this to be true."
"Well... well then who should I be?"
"Oh, anybody. Pfft. Here, let me choose a random blog - just totally random."
"Oh god, you wouldn't."
"Do you want to have real, genuine friends again Jessica?"
*sound of a sharp intake of breath*
"Fine. Hit me with it. I'm an actress, I can do it."
"Here... here, how about this one."
"Omg. Look. It's... a deer in that picture."
"He'll never know. Come on, let's make an avatar for you now. Nobody will ever suspect." Wha? not following. You forget I am just a simple downhome backwoods hillbilly except there are very few hills around here
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If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade and try and find someone who's life has given them vodka and have a party! From: Corvus Drake I asked God directly, and he says you're a douchebag.  Commander of the Militant Wing of the Salvation Army http://e-pec.info/forum/blog/billybob_goodliffe
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Nyoko Salome
kittytailmeowmeow
Join date: 18 Jul 2005
Posts: 1,378
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08-01-2006 13:27
heheh - jessica simpson and paris hilton, fucking with billybob's head??? that's my guess
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Billybob Goodliffe
NINJA WIZARDS!
Join date: 22 Dec 2005
Posts: 4,036
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08-01-2006 13:28
From: Nyoko Salome heheh - jessica simpson and paris hilton, fucking with billybob's head??? that's my guess
wait which head...... 
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If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade and try and find someone who's life has given them vodka and have a party! From: Corvus Drake I asked God directly, and he says you're a douchebag. Commander of the Militant Wing of the Salvation Army http://e-pec.info/forum/blog/billybob_goodliffe
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Richie Waves
Predictable
Join date: 29 Jun 2005
Posts: 1,424
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08-01-2006 13:30
Oh definitley a Suit wearing accountant type
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no u!
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Vares Solvang
It's all Relative
Join date: 26 Jan 2005
Posts: 2,235
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Lmao
08-01-2006 15:27
From: Desmond Shang She leans forward over the keyboard, hesitantly, elegant nails caressing the keys with a soft clicking tap.
"Do you really think this will work?"
"It's the only way, Jessica."
"I don't know... I just... deception seems so wrong."
"You are special, my dear. It's not like you are other people... people who can be free to be themselves."
"True. I'm still furious at the people at that trash rag, Playboy."
"Dark Angel, you need a completely different persona. One that someone would never suspect."
"I can't be myself at all?"
"No, love. You will be exploited, sought after for your body - you won't be able to trust anyone. You know this to be true."
"Well... well then who should I be?"
"Oh, anybody. Pfft. Here, let me choose a random blog - just totally random."
"Oh god, you wouldn't."
"Do you want to have real, genuine friends again Jessica?"
*sound of a sharp intake of breath*
"Fine. Hit me with it. I'm an actress, I can do it."
"Here... here, how about this one."
"Omg. Look. It's... a deer in that picture."
"He'll never know. Come on, let's make an avatar for you now. Nobody will ever suspect." I do believe we have a new "Best Post Ever"! From: Nyoko Salome heheh - jessica simpson and paris hilton, fucking with billybob's head??? that's my guess
Dark Angel = Jessica Alba (If Billybob really looked like that he would never leave his bedroom!) |
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Leilany LaFollette
Not old, just older
Join date: 11 Jan 2004
Posts: 686
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08-01-2006 16:25
From: Briana Dawson Billybob = Hillperson (the proper term for a hillbilly) Briana Dawson I was going to say *caucasian mountain folk*
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Aodhan McDunnough
Gearhead
Join date: 29 Mar 2006
Posts: 1,518
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08-01-2006 16:35
Desmond's a winner!
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Zuzu Fassbinder
Little Miss No Tomorrow
Join date: 17 Sep 2004
Posts: 2,048
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08-02-2006 04:41
From: Leilany LaFollette I was going to say *caucasian mountain folk* The Caucasus Mountains are in the *other* Georgia
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From: Bud I don't want no commies in my car. No Christians either.
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Devlin Gallant
Thought Police
Join date: 18 Jun 2003
Posts: 5,948
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08-02-2006 12:48
Stereotype? Well, that depends...are you married to your sister?
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I LIKE children, I've just never been able to finish a whole one.
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Burnman Bedlam
Business Person
Join date: 28 Jan 2006
Posts: 1,080
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08-02-2006 12:55
I think you are a yankee From: Billybob Goodliffe I want to hear all of yall's stereotypes for yours truely They can be funny, they can be mean, I don't care. I find stereotypes fascinating, so have at me
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http://theburnman.com
Not happy about Linden Labs purchase of XStreet (formerly SLX) and OnRez. Will this mean LL will ban resident run online shoping outlets in favor of their own?
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