Don't you remember?
Back then, when a penis was basically a stick of plywood that was put in the pelvis position?
Remenber when a vagina was just 2 prims linked to each other and colored it pink??
Second life has improved, well not LL.
We improved our designs, and much more!
Now days, penis can talk, shoot stuff, and keep memory of who touched it, and it can even talk to you, and interacts by a controler. ( No need to have viagra to make it grow, just press your HUD button)
Penis now can have tattoos, piercings and tons of decorations to fit your mood.
Back then, you could only "color" your wood to match your crappy skin.
Now both genitals can piss around by a voice command or a HUD button press!! How cool is that????
Dildos now interact with us, they vibrate and use sounds to make us feel better.
THANKS GENITAL CREATORS, WITH OUT YOU, we would could not PISS!
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Wuvme Karuna
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Join date: 6 Jun 2004
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09-10-2006 17:17
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Joshua Nightshade
Registered dragon
Join date: 12 Oct 2004
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09-10-2006 17:19
/me dies.
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Lord Sullivan
DTC at all times :)
Join date: 15 Dec 2005
Posts: 2,870
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09-10-2006 17:23
Don't you remember? Back then, when a penis was basically a stick of plywood that was put in the pelvis position? Remenber when a vagina was just 2 prims linked to each other and colored it pink?? Second life has improved, well not LL. We improved our designs, and much more! Now days, penis can talk, shoot stuff, and keep memory of who touched it, and it can even talk to you, and interacts by a controler. ( No need to have viagra to make it grow, just press your HUD button) Penis now can have tattoos, piercings and tons of decorations to fit your mood. Back then, you could only "color" your wood to match your crappy skin. Now both genitals can piss around by a voice command or a HUD button press!! How cool is that???? Dildos now interact with us, they vibrate and use sounds to make us feel better. THANKS GENITAL CREATORS, WITH OUT YOU, we would could not PISS! Talking Genitalia Rocks roflmao _____________________
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Charissa Korvin
Registered User
Join date: 15 May 2005
Posts: 138
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09-10-2006 17:24
/can't.....breath.....
that is fabulous I vote she wins the forums.... _____________________
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Joannah Cramer
Registered User
Join date: 12 Apr 2006
Posts: 1,539
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09-10-2006 17:26
made of gold and win
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Mocc Spatula
Death to all fanatics!
Join date: 6 Apr 2006
Posts: 303
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09-10-2006 17:27
Shame that most of them still look like a two week-old sausage or a vertical bacon sandwich.
Oh, wait... that's real life. _____________________
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Wuvme Karuna
..:: Spicy Latina ::..
Join date: 6 Jun 2004
Posts: 1,669
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09-10-2006 17:33
Oh btw.. im not a perv or anything! LOL
I just pay attention to stuff! _____________________
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Lillani Lowell
Registered User
Join date: 5 Apr 2006
Posts: 171
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09-10-2006 17:59
"Click, click, click, oh yes, click click click! Wow, we just click together!"
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Mocc Spatula
Death to all fanatics!
Join date: 6 Apr 2006
Posts: 303
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09-10-2006 18:00
Oh btw.. im not a perv or anything! LOL I just pay attention to stuff! Paying attention to those chaps who walk out of the Xcite store, or some den of iniquity, forgetting to click "Hide All" first, for example...  _____________________
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Mocc Spatula
Death to all fanatics!
Join date: 6 Apr 2006
Posts: 303
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09-10-2006 18:02
"Click, click, click, oh yes, click click click! Wow, we just click together!" Tee hee. I recorded a gesture that says something pretty much just like that "Oh yeah....click me again baby... click me harder.... click me right...THERE!" <snirk> _____________________
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Jesse Malthus
OMG HAX!
Join date: 21 Apr 2006
Posts: 649
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09-10-2006 18:02
Oh btw.. im not a perv or anything! LOL Says you with an ass as your forum avatar! _____________________
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Teeny Leviathan
Never started World War 3
Join date: 20 May 2003
Posts: 2,716
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09-10-2006 18:57
Now days, penis can talk, shoot stuff, and keep memory of who touched it, and it can even talk to you, and interacts by a controler. The average noob griefer can do those things too, and is also a dick. |
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Yiffy Yaffle
Purple SpiritWolf Mystic
Join date: 22 Oct 2004
Posts: 2,802
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09-10-2006 19:51
Wooden Penis Whispers: I am now excited.
You: OMG MY D*CKS TALKING!!! TERROR!!!!! _____________________
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Yiffy Yaffle
Purple SpiritWolf Mystic
Join date: 22 Oct 2004
Posts: 2,802
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09-10-2006 19:52
Wooden Penis Whispers: I am now excited. You: OMG MY D*CKS TALKING!!! TERROR!!!!! wait i dont have one o.o _____________________
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Yiffy Yaffle
Purple SpiritWolf Mystic
Join date: 22 Oct 2004
Posts: 2,802
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09-10-2006 19:52
wait i dont have one o.o *waits a minute* AHHHH!!!!! _____________________
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Joshua Nightshade
Registered dragon
Join date: 12 Oct 2004
Posts: 1,337
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09-10-2006 19:54
*waits a minute* AHHHH!!!!! Yiffy I'm going to miss you the most I think.  _____________________
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Yiffy Yaffle
Purple SpiritWolf Mystic
Join date: 22 Oct 2004
Posts: 2,802
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09-10-2006 19:56
Yiffy I'm going to miss you the most I think. hehe  _____________________
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Yiffy Yaffle
Purple SpiritWolf Mystic
Join date: 22 Oct 2004
Posts: 2,802
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09-10-2006 20:12
Yiffy I'm going to miss you the most I think. it kinda reminded me of a insident back at Xmas. Someone gave me a cup of hot coacoa. Hot Coacoa Whispers: Enjoy your hot coacoa. Yiffy Yaffle lunges foreward and spit-sprays coacoa the all over <name>'s face "AAAHHH IT'S ALIVE!!!!". _____________________
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Psyra Extraordinaire
Corra Nacunda Chieftain
Join date: 24 Jul 2004
Posts: 1,533
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09-10-2006 20:18
NEW FEATURE! If 2 or more wooden schlongs are within 10m of each other, they'll start carrying on random innocent conversations with each other.
Bob's Dick: Entered Chat Range: Roy's Dick. Roy's Dick: So how's the kids? Bob's Dick: You know, the usual, hangin' and bangin'.... They're like one-eyed naked furbys! _____________________
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Joshua Nightshade
Registered dragon
Join date: 12 Oct 2004
Posts: 1,337
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09-10-2006 20:30
NEW FEATURE! If 2 or more wooden schlongs are within 10m of each other, they'll start carrying on random innocent conversations with each other. Bob's Dick: Entered Chat Range: Roy's Dick. Roy's Dick: So how's the kids? Bob's Dick: You know, the usual, hangin' and bangin'.... They're like one-eyed naked furbys! Oh jeez. Psyra, I'll miss you too. _____________________
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Annah Zamboni
Banannah Annah
Join date: 2 Jun 2004
Posts: 1,022
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09-10-2006 20:32
Ok, I believe this should be my last post in the Genital Topics forum.
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Macphisto Angelus
JAFO
Join date: 21 Oct 2004
Posts: 5,831
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09-10-2006 20:47
Hey now.. once you got the splinters sanded down it wasn't THAT bad in the early days of PRIMative projectiles.
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Thistle Decatur
Registered User
Join date: 25 Aug 2006
Posts: 77
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09-10-2006 21:17
I discovered that many panties don't cover designer genitals. Now I'm afraid to fly in my belly dancing dress =(
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grumble Loudon
A Little bit a lion
Join date: 30 Nov 2005
Posts: 612
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09-10-2006 21:51
When are us plants going to get genitals?
Here is my AV http://www.longrange.net/Temp/Snapshot_Petunias2.jpg It needs.... TENTICALS |
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Brenda Archer
Registered User
Join date: 28 Apr 2005
Posts: 557
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09-11-2006 00:44
NEW FEATURE! If 2 or more wooden schlongs are within 10m of each other, they'll start carrying on random innocent conversations with each other. Bob's Dick: Entered Chat Range: Roy's Dick. Roy's Dick: So how's the kids? Bob's Dick: You know, the usual, hangin' and bangin'.... They're like one-eyed naked furbys! rotflmao YOU win the forums. _____________________
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