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RITUAL SACRIFICE TONIGHT! 7pm SLT!!!

Burke Prefect
Cafe Owner, Superhero
Join date: 29 Oct 2004
Posts: 2,785
05-23-2006 09:28
I'm not posting this in events yet until I can finalize arrangements.
In hopes of the 1.10 upgrade going smoothly we will be sacrifing a noob (or, probably, like last time, myself) to the Upgrade Gods so that our world may persevere.

I need:
- Noobs or people to sacrifice. You'll be provided with proper garb and some special tricks, and maybe a prize!
- Someone to write a prayer or two
- a DJ.
- people to attend.

I'm out-world until 5:45pm but am arranging via IRC and yahoo (burke_prefect). I can't afford to pay for anything, but the event will be free.
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Pol Tabla
synthpop saint
Join date: 18 Dec 2003
Posts: 1,041
Standard Ritual Sacrifice Disclaimer
05-23-2006 09:29
I am not, repeat not a virgin. Honestly.
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Dhalia Unsung
confused not conditioned
Join date: 30 Dec 2004
Posts: 297
05-23-2006 09:29
From: Burke Prefect
I'm not posting this in events yet until I can finalize arrangements.
In hopes of the 1.10 upgrade going smoothly we will be sacrifing a noob (or, probably, like last time, myself) to the Upgrade Gods so that our world may persevere.

I need:
- Noobs or people to sacrifice. You'll be provided with proper garb and some special tricks, and maybe a prize!
- Someone to write a prayer or two
- a DJ.
- people to attend.

I'm out-world until 5:45pm but am arranging via IRC and yahoo (burke_prefect). I can't afford to pay for anything, but the event will be free.



*giggles* sounds like fun! it doesnt seem like its helped any other update... but im crossing my fingers for this one!
Dhalia Unsung
confused not conditioned
Join date: 30 Dec 2004
Posts: 297
05-23-2006 09:31
From: Pol Tabla
I am not, repeat not a virgin. Honestly.



zomg this is a perfect sig line!

*laughs*!
Siobhan Taylor
Nemesis
Join date: 13 Aug 2003
Posts: 5,476
05-23-2006 09:31
Can we sacrifice 13 SLeconomists?
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Soleil Mirabeau
eh?
Join date: 6 Oct 2005
Posts: 995
05-23-2006 09:32
sweeeeeeeeeet. tie me to the pole baby!
nimrod Yaffle
Cavemen are people too...
Join date: 15 Nov 2004
Posts: 3,146
05-23-2006 09:52
I'll sacrafice myself if you want.... Does Aimee/Philip like wolf meat?
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Wildefire Walcott
Heartbreaking
Join date: 8 Nov 2005
Posts: 2,156
05-23-2006 09:58
From: Burke Prefect

I need:
- Noobs or people to sacrifice. You'll be provided with proper garb and some special tricks, and maybe a prize!

I have JUST the noob for you...

Oh wait- that's right. I launched him 3,000,000 meters above ground level last night when he sneaked into my skybox. For the second time. EDIT: Pantless, with a non-color-matched noob dinger.

My bad.
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Burke Prefect
Cafe Owner, Superhero
Join date: 29 Oct 2004
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05-23-2006 09:58
From: nimrod Yaffle
I'll sacrafice myself if you want.... Does Aimee/Philip like wolf meat?


I suppose so. :D
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Noh Rinkitink
Just some Nohbody
Join date: 31 Jan 2006
Posts: 572
05-23-2006 10:10
From: Wildefire Walcott
I have JUST the noob for you...

Oh wait- that's right. I launched him 3,000,000 meters above ground level last night when he sneaked into my skybox. For the second time. EDIT: Pantless, with a non-color-matched noob dinger.

My bad.


*snrrrrk*

Dammit...

*goes for paper toweling to wipe off monitor*
Caliandris Pendragon
Waiting in the light
Join date: 12 Feb 2004
Posts: 643
05-23-2006 10:15
From: Siobhan Taylor
Can we sacrifice 13 SLeconomists?

I can think of one I'd like to specially nominate. No, hold on, that's two. Win-win...appease the Gods of Upgrading AND cure my economic update boredom at the same time!
Cali
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Burke Prefect
Cafe Owner, Superhero
Join date: 29 Oct 2004
Posts: 2,785
05-23-2006 10:39
They have to volunteer. I suppose you can front the money for some Flamebringers and we can hunt them down as a group, but this is more of a ritual thing.
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nimrod Yaffle
Cavemen are people too...
Join date: 15 Nov 2004
Posts: 3,146
05-23-2006 10:46
From: Burke Prefect
They have to volunteer. I suppose you can front the money for some Flamebringers and we can hunt them down as a group, but this is more of a ritual thing.

I have some pitchforks I've made. I can pass them out to people! :p
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Burke Prefect
Cafe Owner, Superhero
Join date: 29 Oct 2004
Posts: 2,785
05-23-2006 10:51
From: nimrod Yaffle
I have some pitchforks I've made. I can pass them out to people! :p


That's more of a town hall meeting thing.
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Raudf Fox
(ra-ow-th)
Join date: 25 Feb 2005
Posts: 5,119
05-23-2006 10:51
I'll toast the sacrafice so the gods will have a nice home-cooked meal!

Or I'll gladly throw myself into whatever sauce will allow us a smooth upgrade! Do the Update gods like BBQ or Sweet n' Sour?
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Siobhan Taylor
Nemesis
Join date: 13 Aug 2003
Posts: 5,476
05-23-2006 10:52
From: Raudf Fox
I'll toast the sacrafice so the gods will have a nice home-cooked meal!

Or I'll gladly throw myself into whatever sauce will allow us a smooth upgrade! Do the Update gods like BBQ or Sweet n' Sour?
Hoisin and Plum
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Burke Prefect
Cafe Owner, Superhero
Join date: 29 Oct 2004
Posts: 2,785
05-23-2006 10:54
hmmm. there's an idea..... sauces.
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Sansarya Caligari
BLEH!
Join date: 25 Apr 2005
Posts: 1,206
05-23-2006 10:55
Dear Upgrade Gods

In our ever-hopeful faith in You, we ask that you please accept the sacrifice of Wildefire's n00b's unmatching skin toned dinger, nimrod "Sally Bitch Tits" Yaffle, and Soleil Mirabeau, the athiest Canadian.May you enjoy the sacrifice at your hands (with your hands?), for our good and the good of all the Grid.

Amen
Hallelujah

Who wants pie?
Summer Montale
Registered User
Join date: 25 Jan 2006
Posts: 27
ritual sacrifice
05-23-2006 10:55
From: nimrod Yaffle
I'll sacrafice myself if you want.... Does Aimee/Philip like wolf meat?



Sorry nimrod im sure they dont eat junkfood....
Burke Prefect
Cafe Owner, Superhero
Join date: 29 Oct 2004
Posts: 2,785
05-23-2006 11:01
Provided no bad weather the primary location will be in Pi.
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Siobhan Taylor
Nemesis
Join date: 13 Aug 2003
Posts: 5,476
05-23-2006 11:39
From: Burke Prefect
Provided no bad weather the primary location will be in Pi.
So we get Pi with our sacrifice? Sorry, I'll be tucked up in bed, sleeping...
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Burke Prefect
Cafe Owner, Superhero
Join date: 29 Oct 2004
Posts: 2,785
05-23-2006 11:46
From: Siobhan Taylor
So we get Pi with our sacrifice? Sorry, I'll be tucked up in bed, sleeping...


I'll save you a slice.
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Cindy Claveau
Gignowanasanafonicon
Join date: 16 May 2005
Posts: 2,008
05-23-2006 11:49
I'm neither newbie or virgin, Burke, but I'm always up for sacrificial rituals, y'know!

*wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge*

Hey. I just thought of The Next Big Thing: A scripted Xcite replacement hymen!

One small prim, so much recovered innocence.
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Sansarya Caligari
BLEH!
Join date: 25 Apr 2005
Posts: 1,206
05-23-2006 11:57
From: Cindy Claveau
I'm neither newbie or virgin, Burke, but I'm always up for sacrificial rituals, y'know!

*wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge*

Hey. I just thought of The Next Big Thing: A scripted Xcite replacement hymen!

One small prim, so much recovered innocence.


lol, I had this thought a couple weeks ago, wondering how many people would buy this for their "wedding" nights :D My suggestion for a name for it "The Revirginator".

was trying to think of some things it might say before submitting the idea to Javier Puff :D

I love the collective unconscious...
Lucifer Baphomet
Postmodern Demon
Join date: 8 Sep 2005
Posts: 1,771
05-23-2006 12:05
You guys are acting as though a ritual sacrafice is a rare occurrence.
If I havent given you my crucifix, IM me inworld Burke.
That way you can garuantee the victim will log in 3 days later.....
and you can sacrafice them all over again.
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