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Vares Solvang
It's all Relative
Join date: 26 Jan 2005
Posts: 2,235
08-29-2006 12:18
After I teleport in
I stand and I wait, covered in gray
Why won't my clothes rez for me?
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Psyra Extraordinaire
Corra Nacunda Chieftain
Join date: 24 Jul 2004
Posts: 1,533
08-29-2006 12:26
Wings flap from above;
The great Phoenix is summoned!
I smell donuts! WHERE?!

(Reposted Haiku
From the old 'Haiku, Foo!' thread
Why start a new one?)

Oops, I'll BRB
A coworker just walked in...
This ain't safe for work!
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Taco Rubio
also quite creepy
Join date: 15 Feb 2004
Posts: 3,349
08-29-2006 12:29
oh my fucking god
yet another haiku thread?
so 2004.
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We can't be clear enough, ever, in our communication.
Coyote Momiji
Pintsized Plutonium
Join date: 13 Aug 2006
Posts: 715
08-29-2006 12:34
Evil primitives,
twisted, tortured and stubborn -
Link now, damn you! LINK!
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Chronic Skronski
SL Live Musician
Join date: 23 Jun 2006
Posts: 997
08-29-2006 12:39
Off to see a show
I hope he won't play Freebird
Damn, must have no luck
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Ghoti Nyak
καλλιστι
Join date: 7 Aug 2004
Posts: 2,078
08-29-2006 12:40
Cute little cube prim
What should I make you today?
So many options!
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vivi Odets
Flibbertigibbet
Join date: 4 Sep 2005
Posts: 698
08-29-2006 12:44
Herky, jerky, lag
Why won't my hands stop typing
Did I crash? Did I?
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Ingrid Ingersoll
Archived
Join date: 10 Aug 2004
Posts: 4,601
08-29-2006 12:46
There once was a man from Larsen
Who owned a baby Austin
There was room for his ass
And two gallons of gas
And his balls hung out and he lost 'em.

i know what you're going to say... it's not a very good Haiku.
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vivi Odets
Flibbertigibbet
Join date: 4 Sep 2005
Posts: 698
08-29-2006 12:48
From: Ingrid Ingersoll
There once was a man from Larsen
Who owned a baby Austin
There was room for his ass
And two gallons of gas
And his balls hung out and he lost 'em.

i know what you're going to say... it's not a very good Haiku.


But a most lovely limerick!
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Alazarin Mondrian
Teh Trippy Hippie Dragon
Join date: 4 Apr 2005
Posts: 1,549
08-29-2006 13:05
I would write haiku
but they say I need more than
a higher IQ
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Finning Widget
No Ravens in my Mailbox
Join date: 27 Feb 2006
Posts: 591
08-29-2006 13:16
The Forums are gone soon
Bickering and discussion
Live on in archive -

Nothing really dies.
Devlin Gallant
Thought Police
Join date: 18 Jun 2003
Posts: 5,948
08-29-2006 13:44
Most of these don't qualify as Haiku's. Wrong syllable counts. :eek:
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vivi Odets
Flibbertigibbet
Join date: 4 Sep 2005
Posts: 698
08-29-2006 13:47
From: Devlin Gallant
Most of these don't qualify as Haiku's. Wrong syllable counts. :eek:


You must submit your
Complaint in the form of a
proper haiku, sir.
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Phoenix Psaltery
Ninja Wizard
Join date: 25 Feb 2005
Posts: 2,599
08-29-2006 13:58
Forums closing soon
This really sucks donkey d**ks
But maybe it's best

P2
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Lorelei Patel
was here
Join date: 22 Feb 2004
Posts: 1,940
08-29-2006 13:59
i hate haiku i
hate haiku i hate haiku
i hate haiku. gosh.
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Broadly offensive.
Schwanson Schlegel
SL's Tokin' Villain
Join date: 15 Nov 2003
Posts: 2,721
08-29-2006 14:03
Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer.
Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer.
Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, fart, belch.
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Pratyeka Muromachi
Meditating Avatar
Join date: 14 Apr 2005
Posts: 642
08-29-2006 14:33
Like virtual leaves falling
Griefers without numbers
Covering up SL's future
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Cindy Claveau
Gignowanasanafonicon
Join date: 16 May 2005
Posts: 2,008
08-29-2006 14:52
The autumn of our world
Lag like mud holding us down
and Phillip just laughs
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EWGAccounting Freelunch
Registered User
Join date: 16 Aug 2006
Posts: 24
08-29-2006 15:06
god I'm so glad that
the volume of the whiners
will soon be reduced.
Aires Pierterson
New England Fur
Join date: 24 Dec 2005
Posts: 39
08-29-2006 19:26
Not a big poster
I'll make my forum entrance
wait...they are closing???

So much for that plan
time to become a scripter
(stares confusedly at a manual about scripting in Second Life) what is LSL?

Screw it, one thing left
I'll be a famous builder
Oh noes, grid rollback! >.<

I give up, I'm done
gor ageplay griefing zoophiles
come and take my soul
Doubledown Tandino
ADULT on the Mainland!
Join date: 9 Mar 2006
Posts: 1,020
08-29-2006 21:32
Linden Labs sucks!
As much as I am at
keeping haiku format.
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Alaska Metropolitan
Fashion Addict
Join date: 5 Jun 2005
Posts: 259
08-30-2006 01:02
Forums will be gone.
What will I do with down time
When I am at work?

I login at home.
Mini-map shows two stacked dots
Strangers fuck above.

I TP somewhere
IMS go "hi" "u there?" "?"
Some n00b wants Lindens
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Coyote Momiji
Pintsized Plutonium
Join date: 13 Aug 2006
Posts: 715
08-30-2006 01:14
From: Aires Pierterson
Not a big poster
I'll make my forum entrance
wait...they are closing???

So much for that plan
time to become a scripter
(stares confusedly at a manual about scripting in Second Life) what is LSL?

Screw it, one thing left
I'll be a famous builder
Oh noes, grid rollback! >.<

I give up, I'm done
gor ageplay griefing zoophiles
come and take my soul


Win.
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Cindy Claveau
Gignowanasanafonicon
Join date: 16 May 2005
Posts: 2,008
08-31-2006 14:04
From: Alaska Metropolitan

I login at home.
Mini-map shows two stacked dots
Strangers fuck above.

Five stars :)
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KittyKatt Kerensky
Registered User
Join date: 6 Sep 2004
Posts: 212
08-31-2006 14:30
I gaze into voids
when will Linden Labs bring life?
ripples, sails, flexy
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