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Yegor Crash
Domo-Kun
Join date: 31 Dec 2002
Posts: 70
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02-01-2003 08:09
Yes! Its true! The Suicide pit is finally operational, and its 99.9% successful! The suicide fee is only $10! Your death will be quick and painless, since as soon as you touch the ground, 999 tons of pressure squash you into the ground. Survival is impossible! I still have to do some minor cosmetic tweaks, but the pit is 100% operational. Its located in Clementine, right beside the Planet Boredom office. Look for a big cube in the sky with an arrow! See you on the other side! 
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Dave Zeeman
Master Procrastinator
Join date: 28 Jan 2003
Posts: 1,025
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hah!
02-04-2003 07:31
There is no way in hell I'm paying you to kill me when I can just do it by myself. Good luck gettin the dough though  |
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Yegor Crash
Domo-Kun
Join date: 31 Dec 2002
Posts: 70
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02-04-2003 13:31
Good luck? I made $200 during the first day! Im installing some luxeries soon....so you die happy!
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Jack Miller
Senior Member
Join date: 26 Dec 2002
Posts: 138
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02-04-2003 15:17
I want a refund! No where in the facility was the definiton of suicide posted!!! hehehe i am only kidding, it was a lot of fun |
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Rivn Epoch
Senior Member
Join date: 17 Dec 2002
Posts: 207
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02-12-2003 18:22
yegor ...
if ya could figure out a script that when they voted at your voting station they got a free ticket to the pit ya may get more Biusness and lotsa free votes that add up to more than the fee of the jump
just a thought free to the customer 1 time per day and more cash for you hehe
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Yegor Crash
Domo-Kun
Join date: 31 Dec 2002
Posts: 70
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02-12-2003 18:30
Wow, Thats a good idea....... Nexus? I need you again!
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Planet Boredom Corp.
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Rivn Epoch
Senior Member
Join date: 17 Dec 2002
Posts: 207
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02-12-2003 18:33
hope it works for you friend
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