Need help

A dont script... however id love to know how to make a script that does the following:
Detects in chat if someone says a certain something, then it automatically enters a text in response. Think busy response except more like if it was scripted to detect the word: color and when it did such it automatically made you enter the text: black. into local chat.

Reason: gestures that annoy me lol that can be stopped by saying stop
IE:
ExampleAnne: bimbo
(autoFU**INGRESPONSTIEM)
Metop
infact it would be even neater if it was like
ExampleAnne: bimbo
Metop
MeTFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU (in which id go a step further where id make the entered text a gesture in itself...which would result in an annoying person getting told to stfu everytime they tried being ... annoying)
yes yes... i know there is the mute function
but whats the fun in that

I think you gave an exact reason not to make a script like that. Annoying begets annoying.

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