I know this must be terribly wrong, but...

default
{
touch_start(integer total_value)
{
llWhisper(0, "Go to morning wood? To go, type 'Yes' in chat. To stay, type 'No' in chat.";
state new;
}
}
state new
{
state_entry()
{
llListen(0,"",NULL_KEY,"";
}
listen(integer channel, string name, key id, string message)
{
if(message=="yes"
{
touch_start(integer num_detected) //Syntax error occurs here. How would I implement this part of the script?
}
{
llInstantMessage(llDetectedKey(0), llDetectedName(0) + " touched me.";
llLoadURL(llDetectedKey(0), "SL Home", "http://secondlife.com/";
}
else
{
llWhisper(0,"Wrong answer! Oh well, please come next time!";
}
state default;
}
}

I'm pretty sure there's not a simply error there, I think I just wrote it wrong, sense this is my first day scripting, but can any one point me in the right direction?

You can't tell it to do a touch_start; that only happens when an avatar touches the object containing the script..

Not sure what you're trying to do here.. Do you want two different people - toucher and a chatter - to interact with the script?

Alright, sorry for leaving out the information, the script does this-

You touch a ball. A message appears that prompts you to type Yes or No, after typing that your supposed to be given the link to teleport to said location, if you type no, a short message appears after wards.

Maybe something like this? (that I haven't even compiled, let alone tested)

key		gToucher;

default
{
	state_entry()
	{
		gToucher = "";
	}
	
	touch_start(integer total_value)
	{
		gToucher = llDetectedKey(0);
		
		llInstantMessage(gToucher,
			"Go to morning wood? To go, type 'Yes' in chat. To stay, type 'No' in chat.");
		
		state new;
	}
}

state new
{
	state_entry()
	{
		llListen(0, "", gToucher, "");
		llSetTimerEvent (30.0);
	}
		
	listen(integer channel, string name, key id, string message)
	{
		if(message=="yes")
		{
			llInstantMessage(id, name + " touched me. Pervert!");
			llLoadURL(id, "SL Home", "http://secondlife.com/");
		}
		else
		{
			llInstantMessage(id, "Wrong answer! Oh well, please come next time!");
		}
		
		state default;
	}

	timer()
	{
		llSetTimerEvent (0.0);
		llInstantMessage (gToucher, "Too slow!!");

		state default;
	}
}

/me posts code then heads to bed.. If you have problems, somebody else will probably be along..

Php huh? Does that meal I could put an href="http://www.secondlife.com/" or what ever? Of I inserted the html tags, I mean. I'll check what you put up in a second.

The PHP tag is BBCode, telling it to wrap it in a scrollable text box, essentially, which retains the text formatting as if it were in a script editor.

If it's not showing properly, try downloading the Greasemonkey add-in (For Firefox, anyhow) and the BBCode Emulation script that has its own sticky in the Resident Answers forum.

It has nothing to do with the actual script, just how it shows in the forum.

Don't include the

tags. The script is everything between them. The tags are there to make the script format properly in the forum.

why different states? i guess to keep someone else from touching it while it waits for an answer?