Basic Coding Lackey Needed: Will Pay L$

In my short time in Second Life, I've really taken to building/object creation like a fiend. I'm not much of a clothing designer (yet) and have the scripting abilities of a blind rheuses monkey... I know, it'll take time. But in the mean time, I have a few very simple needs that must be fulfilled for me to formally have a grand opening on my land.

Anyone who might be interested in this can feel free to reply or send me an IM to that affect. I am very flexible about payment and am willing to turn over the L$ (or $) for a few of my very basic needs.

Those of you who might want more information can click on the LSL Sign at my property (FIND: The Spinning Invader). It highlights the laughably simple things that I need done.

Thanks in advance,

This community is pretty dang cool.

I can help you out, IM me in world if I don't get to it first.

Honestly, who would work for someone who calls their skilled help a "lackey"? Although, given that you probably want to pay a one-time fee for a script that you will continuously earn a return on if you sell a product, I guess they would actually have to be a lackey (as defined by Marx).

Death to parasitic capitalists!

~Ulrika~

I'm always available to help noobies with simple scripts they might need. I insist on working for free, though I also insist that you be nice, polite and grateful. I have to admit that the lackey thing was a bit of a turn-off