Avast!

After the sudden destruction of the top-secret HoboTech Industries headquarters/lab, the prototype Drache Gunship was stolen by now-insane company president and head developer Hobonicus Engel, and was made off to parts unknown. Recent transmissions from the now dangerous fellow have consisted only of "I'll keelhaul ye" and "Does anyone have any salad?"
Needless to say, the man is extremely dangerous, and there have been reports of increasing air piracy through the use of the soon-to-be released Drache advanced gunship. Be on the lookout for this pirate vehicle:



Also, additional reports have been issued that a second prototype has turned up, though in more a more festive paintjob reminiscent of a "large neon watermelon," as reported by HTI Trifecta member Club Metropolitan. These reports have been dismissed as ludicrous as Club Metropolitan is also known for screaming about large sea serpents attacking Baffin Island.