Oh My God! She Killed Mini Marcos!
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Ingrid Ingersoll
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01-31-2005 10:47
NEWSFLASH:
HORRID GIRL RUNS OVER INNOCENT MINI MARCOS
The quietude of the Boardman streets was marred today by the sound of screaching tires and screams of horror as Toast Bard, a seven month old suburbanite with a chip on her shoulder about SL's feted inner core, repeatedly ran over Mini Marcos until he was really, really dead.
In a disgusting display of trying to cover her own ass, the purpotrator then covered her face with a mask as photos were taken at the scene of the crime.
When asked to comment, Toast Bard had this to say:
"I regret nothing! The monkey is next!"
Toast Bard has a prior SL police record for assault with a deadly watermelon push gun and eating hamsters.
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Torley Linden
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01-31-2005 10:51
HAHAHA... in a green Mambo Kalista no less!
Hilarious... I wonder what Machinima of this would have been like!
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Ingrid Ingersoll
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01-31-2005 10:59
Torley.. stay away from Toast Bard. I have good reason to suspect you are on her hit list, as you have been accepted into the feted inner core.
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Torley Linden
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01-31-2005 11:05
I will heed your warning. Which is, to say, a good thing. So thanks.  (This won't have been the first time I had a run-in with Toast!) |
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Nylon Pinkney
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01-31-2005 11:32
when will we learn that toast is not to be trusted with heavy machinery
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Barnesworth Anubis
Is about to cry!
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01-31-2005 15:29
I wonder what she did with the body! HINT: Look at the attachment  |
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Marcos Fonzarelli
You are not Marcos
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01-31-2005 15:50
 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! |
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Ale Bukowski
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01-31-2005 15:52
LMAO!
Casually I make collection of creative-mini-people dead bodies. Now, if I only may know where that trashcan is...
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Toast Bard
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I Cant Believe You Guys  ((((( 01-31-2005 16:35
It was NOT me! I was helping at the local food drive!
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Toast Bard
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Also..
01-31-2005 16:57
Just to clear things up. Mini Marcos is not dead!
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Ingrid Ingersoll
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02-01-2005 06:25
I dunno. He looks kinda sick.  |
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Lash Xevious
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02-03-2005 13:13
Lmao!! :d
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Torley Linden
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02-03-2005 13:17
LOL these had me LOLing in a fashion similar to the person above ^.
Are you guys gonna do machinema? There are so many ways this could grow... it's freakin' hilarious.
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Ingrid Ingersoll
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02-03-2005 13:20
Don't encourage our juvenile behaviour. It'll only make things worse.  |
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Torley Linden
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02-03-2005 13:31
From: Ingrid Ingersoll Don't encourage our juvenile behaviour. It'll only make things worse. Or, better. Yeah... I'm counting on better. |
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Pete Fats
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02-03-2005 13:33
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Ingrid Ingersoll
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02-03-2005 13:45
Stever needs to see that! ^ |
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Marcos Fonzarelli
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02-03-2005 13:55
No he certainly does not! |
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Toast Bard
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02-03-2005 15:37
From: Ingrid Ingersoll I dunno. He looks kinda sick. Nope, he's fine.
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Torley Linden
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02-03-2005 15:52
a-nature-w-w-walk.
romantik.
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Planet Mars
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02-03-2005 22:16
A most enjoyable thread, keep it up
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Rickard Roentgen
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02-03-2005 23:14
From: Nylon Pinkney when will we learn that toast is not to be trusted with heavy machinery I like toast... slightly crunchy with peanutbutter. |
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Maxx Monde
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02-04-2005 04:41
From: Toast Bard Nope, he's fine. That was shortly before toast threw mini-marcos down into a ravine. She's a sly one. |
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Barnesworth Anubis
Is about to cry!
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02-04-2005 13:54
From: Rickard Roentgen I like toast... slightly crunchy with peanutbutter. And I stay cruchy in milk.  |
