MEMO
Date: 9/05/05
To: FIC Testing Core
From: FIC Health & Safety
Subject: Gravity Canon Testing Advice
Due to recent testing with the gravity Canons, We have documented harmful affects against animals (furry’s) these vary from furry to furry, but can result in hair loss, hormone upset, madness.
So we advise that all furry’s do not take part in high gravity experiments and if they must to ware protective clothing.
Note: The tests seem to have no affect on humans.
Sadly this was brought to light after one of the testers of the new gravity cannon became seriously ill because of the tests and is receiving treatment now.
On other news, the War room will be closed for the next week for repairs. Sorry no grid take overs this week.
See attached images for status of affected staff member.
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This madness was inspired by David Mach (artist) and his work "Don't Give a Fuck Bears"
http://www.davidmach.com/sculpture/dontimg/imgwin/dontfucklarge4.jpg
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splat1 Edison
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03-09-2005 12:41
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Torley Linden
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03-09-2005 13:12
Goodness! What horrible... does this count as "animal cruelty" or is it another matter? The teeth!! @_@
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splat1 Edison
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03-09-2005 13:17
We can try and find out
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Gigas Bunny (Mule) #### You see, our experts describe you as an appallingly dull fellow, unimaginative, timid, lacking in initiative, spineless, easily dominated, no sense of humour, tedious company and irrepressibly drab and awful. And whereas in most professions these would be considerable drawbacks, in chartered accountancy they are a positive boon. |
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Ferran Brodsky
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Join date: 3 Feb 2004
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03-09-2005 15:09
RE: Gravity Canon Testing Advice
Thanks for the heads up on this. I was curious as to why the war room was closed. As a side note (and I assure you completely unrelated) the FIC Caffeteria will be serving a variety of fresh meats, the special today is hossenpfeffer. I would like to add this is a pleasant and unexpected change from the usual eating of newbies. MEMO Date: 9/05/05 To: FIC Testing Core From: FIC Health & Safety Subject: Gravity Canon Testing Advice Due to recent testing with the gravity Canons, We have documented harmful affects against animals (furry’s) these vary from furry to furry, but can result in hair loss, hormone upset, madness. So we advise that all furry’s do not take part in high gravity experiments and if they must to ware protective clothing. Note: The tests seem to have no affect on humans. Sadly this was brought to light after one of the testers of the new gravity cannon became seriously ill because of the tests and is receiving treatment now. On other news, the War room will be closed for the next week for repairs. Sorry no grid take overs this week. See attached images for status of affected staff member. ############### This madness was inspired by David Mach (artist) and his work "Don't Give a Fuck Bears" http://www.davidmach.com/sculpture/...tfucklarge4.jpg ############### _____________________
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