Scripting a dong attachment?

I had a guy wander by my house tonite, wanted to look around, and then I noticed his dong hanging out -- now, the house is in an M-rated sim (Jaffee), but I signed on with Project Quickstart, so I have no control over where I put the house (in terms of which sim). He claimed, when I told him that wasn't cute or funny, that it was completely automatic, that the dong attachment was scripted with automatic commands. Yeah, right... a magazine salesman tried that one on me once, and the cop who talked to the sleazy moron didn't believe it either.

If you decide what script is associated with whatever attachment your av is wearing, as far as I'm concerned, it is _within_ your control. So claiming that he could not control his "attachment" popping out is nonsense.

If you are asking ... did he in fact have control of it... sure he does.. he could attach or detach it.

Now SHOULD he have that all, well it is Mature so.. yes he can.

Yes. My friends pulled it out at a strip club once. People were rightfully annoyed. They got curb stomped, and later blugeoned. This story isnt true at all, but my point is made. Just because you can doesnt mean you should .. anyhow. free will is not my argument... so I have no beef with you , I'm jsut pressing buttons.

My point is, that a nude man with a rather large junk, landed in my pond while I was relaxing. He had the nerve to call me stupid when I asked him to put his penis away on my land. Now, it is a mature sim, but do I not have say over what happens on my land?

Get a load of this dolt



See? I'm "stupis." Sorrryyy hrug:

Just ban him from your land.

I've often had my doubts as to some people's ability to control their genitalia, whether real or virtual. (I'm not referring to you, Blue, or anyone posting on this thread).

I've had a few visitors wearing nothing but genital attachments.
"For god's sake, sir! Can you take that off or at least put some sort of muzzle on it? I don't think it's sexy. I don't think it's cool. It does not 'get me hot'. It leaves me with a profound and lingering urge to vomit, and a wish to resign from the species at-large."
"I can also offer you some pants, as you seem to have mislaid your own."


[X] Yes, I accept the Terms of Service
[X] Yes, I am 18 or older.
[X] Yes, I can control my dong (or am willing to learn)

Aigh.

Well they come in a number of different styles, some are static unscripted while others have different states. The scripted ones usualy have some level of automation but they all let the owner control them. As long as you don't touch it, it shouldn't go "off". Some if you spam click will give interesting results. All the scripted ones come with notecards, most unscripted ones too.

The person you were dealing with was either a griefer or a n00b.

Speaking of phallic attachments, I was working with someone on a project in a backwater PG no damage area. Enter body-armored, mask-wearing, gun-toting AV. Me and friend pulled the insta-defense move of rez-cube-and-sit-on-it when approached by a gun wielder of unknown intention. The dialog went something like this (recalled from memory):The amusement value was quite high as the Gunman seemed genuinely baffled.

Speaking as as one in the possesion of "outie" genitalia in RL, why do guys simply not understand that no one is interested in seeing their pointy bit unsolicited and may feel threatend by it????

No I have an answer, but not a good one. They think Hmm.... If a member of the appropriate sex were to approach me naked, I'd think that was pretty neat. Women must feel the same way. Sometimes I wonder how we ever managed to cooperate long enough to make campfires, let alone cities and spacecracft.

Anyone ever attach their thingy to the wrong body part and not notice?

Never

In the spirit of cooperation, camp-fires and spacecraft, I propose that:

1. Guys: Let's pack away our junk and keep it hidden until that right, special moment.
   
2. Girls: Please walk around naked. It's pretty neat, really.
   

Well said.

When someone is doing, wearing, or saying something stupid, I like to outdo them by utter exaggeration, hoping they'll get the idea that maybe, just maybe, whatever they're doing annoys other people.

For example, when someone approaches with exceedingly gaudy jewelry attachments with an overzealous bling script, I attach my Bling Outfit: each of my normal attachments, down to the fork in my skull and the chicken on my shoulder, emitting foot-long sparks. Usually they get the hint... and if not, then I and my friends get to share a laugh at their expense.

In this case? Why, my 75' penis attachment, of course: a dong so enormously huge that it tops the trees, blots out the sun, and completely engulfs my AV except for the feet sticking out of each testicle. I then begin to dance.

It's really a matter of gauging if people are aware that something they're doing is lame or offensive; if they can't understand my unsubtle hints, it's not worth even asking them to stop.

Or, perhaps, I'm just demented.

This is an old joke about men and women:

"The difference between a man and woman is when a naked woman enters a room filled with men, the men gawk. However when a naked man enters a room filled with women, the women laugh."

Advice to men avies: don't run around with your junk in the open or risk ridicule or injury. Or at worse being compared with.

I live in a mature sim as a matter of choice. But I must admit that is a stranger appeared on my land, acting in such a rude and uncivil manner, and refused to act civily when asked to remedy the problem, I would simply ban them. Even if everyone else in the area at the time was nude and hanging out in full display.

It doesn't matter if it's genetalia, or guns, or just a truly obnoxious looking Avatar (and I've seen a few). If it's your land, and you politely ask someone to change their behavior or appearance, they should comply. If they don't, I believe banning them should kick them off your property. I've yet to have to resort to that, but it should be an option.

Paraphrased from one recent exchange, where a stranger appeared running between the buildings of my home with a pistol drawn, in a non-violent sim...

Me: Excuse me? Why are you carrying a drawn weapon here? I don't believe weapons are allowed in this sim.
Him: Uhhhh... Because I always do?
Him: And I can carry it here, I just can't *fire* it.
Me: Well, this is my home. I would appreciate it if you would put that thing away.
Him: Oh... uh, OK, I guess...

It's amazing to me how many people will go running through a stranger's home without a care in the world. My home consists of several buildings, set up like a small village. I have no posted border, so I fully expect that some people will wander the streets and paths between the buildings, just out of curiosity. But I have had complete strangers force their way into my spa while the doors were all closed, and I was entertaining a guest. They didn't even use the door to enter! I do not understand such rude behavior.

I've not, but I've seen someone do that, yes.

I commented that it was the ugliest nose I've ever seen and they need to see a plastic surgeon STAT.

He then proceeded to tell me, "That IS my nose."

Kinda says it all, really.