SL makes me Crack up...anyone else have funnies to share?

LOL..........you know as fustrating as it is in SL sometimes..............I get more laughs!!!! Here are a few examples.......
``I bought a pair of pants on day, and walked around in them for hours shopping........at the end of the day, my friends says to me, do you know your pants have a big rip in the butt?? Sure enough zooming on my butt showed that I had a split in my pants and my butt was showing!! I must have split my pants!!

``TP'd one day and had a shirt stuck up my butt..............wasn't my shirt......so somehow I grapped a guys shirt right off his back without him knowing and shoved it up my butt and took off....lol..and it was sure hard to get it out. Had to log out!!

``During a meeting that I was speaking at, someone showed up from a club where they were dancing........and he could not get his animation dance to stop. He kept saying "Help, I can't stop dancing" while his body danced around out meeting ......I was laughing till I almost peed my pants.....had to run to the potty.

``While chatting with my friend in my office, she right clicked on what she thought was the couch to sit. All of a sudden she was sitting on top of the wall!!! LOL, how funny was that!!

``And...............the big funny. I have a friend that is really 'nude' shy about anything with nudity. And will hide when changing her clothes. Well, I helped her buy a skin and as we were standing there and she tried it on, she went completely nude!!!! Now, I had zoomed in on her before so I could get a good look at her new skin, and all of a sudden there were boobs covering my whole screen. My little toddler niece was sitting on my lap, looked at the screen, giggled 'boobies'!!! And that it was so funny...........

Now when my friend realized she was naked, she FREAKED!! and hurried to put on clothes. She quickly threw on a jacket, and forgot to put the shirt on underneath. I did not notice.........and she was walking around showing her self from her neck to her navel, with boobs showing...............lol poor thing....

SL Make me laugh!!!! Anyone else bust up???

Nothing abnormal in any of that.... unless you consider my first few weeks in SL, didn't know how to 'unpack' things and was given a necklace as a gift from a friend in a box... walked about for 3 days with a box on my head as I didnt wish to offend her by not wearing it, until someone showed me how to unpack it.
I still have the box and quite often wear it to remind me of being tollerant to newcomers.

Good thing you only grabbed his shirt...

I recently proudly rezzed a fish pond I had just made in class to show my neighbors. For some reason, the fish now rotated around the pond and appeared to be floating majestically in the air...this led to a series of fish jokes...fish ate my hair...fish ate my plants...we were on the ground rolling at the end of it.

Another dream experience brought to us by SL.

A few days ago I thought I was looking pretty good until I saw myself on my husbands screen and I had a huge bald patch!!! SL is the place where we never really can see us as others see us!

And now we have that new viewer that doesn't download the clothes on Avatars so people who really need to see us naked without our knowing it, can. So now I have bald patches and I'm naked! At least those people won't see us with our shoes up our butt thought they might see our hair there occasionally.

So when I go places now, I am always laughing a bit cause I have no idea how people are really seeing me!

I always get a kick out of seeing my shoes, necklas, hair and whatever shoved up my butt when I TP somewhere. Its always a joy to be dancing with my gf when all I can see is her floating wig and blingy pumps.

I always get a laugh out of all the guys walking around with their penises sticking out....Oh wait. I've just been told this is done on purpose. Never mind.

I wear swords constantly..... Katana in fact, with the slight curve to them....

When I TP somewhere and have the "all my attachments in my butt" thing happen, it always appears that the handle of my sword protrudes from the front while the sheath protrudes from behind. With that curve, the sheath could conceivably be a tail, but the handle..... It's kinda obscene.

i'd been in the game about a week and i bought a 1024 bit of land to play with. put up a big 8 story building and i was rather impressed with myself, i go up to the roof and start to dance.

I IM some other ppl i had recently met and invited them to come dance on the roof with me, so this one hot chick TP's in and she has roller skates on and im like omgz nice skates y0 and she's all like yeah they are cool watch this.....and skates right off the roof and falls 8 stories to the groundz, we were all like lolz

The better part of my family partakes in "funnies" as it were. Some funnier than others...but all done in good fun. I just wish I had my in game pics to show here on the forums. Failing that however...here are some breif recaps.

1. One of our daughters called us out of the bedroom to meet a friend of her's, so natuarlly, I went into the living room dressed as a half naked goth woman while my wife was a 6 foot raccoon.

2. Same daughter had previously sent us an unsolicited TP in the middle of the night to some hair store, so the missus and I shrunk ourselves down as far as we could, threw on the default furry avatars, and teleported to the store. We then proceeded to chase her around calling her mommy in front of the other shoppers.

3. Our other daughter has been living in a skybox for the past 2 months or so, but has this large, wonderfully decorated house down on ground level with several rooms and fully furnished. One evening after the grid had gone down and I was one of the lucky few to get back in early, I snuck into her ground house and flipped her bedrooms upside down, putting the furniture on the ceiling. Three days later while checking the house, she IM'ed me in the middle of the night screaming bloody murder, saying that morning's update had either broken SL or that her house was haunted.

4. I've left cows in my dauther's hot tub, bed, front yard, and her boyfriend's chopper.

5. She then took the liberty to leave one in our kitchen, bedroom, living room, front yard, waterfall, and on our roof. She also took a picture while sitting on the back of one of these cows in front of a sign saying "Got Milk"

6. One day as our daughter's boyfriend was AFK, I constructed a crude "Jack-N-The-Box" head, with pointy nose and big wide smile. I then moved the prim head to cover his avatar's head while the rest of us (wife, daughter, brother-in-law) were all talking. Upon seeing this they all broke out laughing and started adding things to him as well. He ended up with the JITB head, a witch's hat, a beer, a cheesburger, and a little teddy bear on his shoulder.

7. Upon taking a few days time off from SL, I logged in to discover a particle emmitter placed in the oven named "OMG....SMOKE!!! : )" which was sending a stream of particle smoke up thru the house and clear out the roof.

8. Last night while afk one of the kids used her security orb to boot me clear out her skybox and into the ocean below.

9. One day while the wife was relogging to address some mild ruthing issues she was having on her screen, the brother-in-law and I shrunk ourselves even further, and pretended nothing was wrong.



And I'm sure there have been plenty others....but these were the ones off the top of my head.

The Ultimate Experience in Hilarity in my 3 yearsish time in SL had to be a series of events that resulted from my attempt to build and script a set of male genetalia.

Everything from unnusual attachment points (attached to the mouth was amusing) to pee that shot halfway across the lot to a small error in scripting that caused the thing to only "react" to the wearer not the partner. The list goes on....

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