/Reserved

/Reserved for the last Friday thread.

Actually, this will take some planning. Let's try to formulate the epitome of the Friday thread.

I dunno. I'm just going to ignore it and let it die.

what's a epitome?

As I was teleporting back home from the Great Gorean Slave Auction last night, I got re-routed by SL to a sim full of Baby Furs yiffing and shouting that Free Accounts Will Make More Furries - I was appalled. Then, to make matters worse, after the teleport glitch, my Baby in a Box was gone from inventory but my tummy is still talking and asking for brighter Facelights. Then, I finally got home and found my SL partner has switched to another gender and admitted that he/she/whatever had been lying all along. Plus, he/she/whatever admitted they were married in RL! Is that Cheating????? So, we had this huge breakup fight and he/she/whatever decided I should have our land and during the transfer, a Landbot swooped in and stole our land. I sent furious IM to the landbot owner and they refused to return the land and proceeded to Copybot everything we owned.

Then, I get this angry IM from Prok accusing me of being a Bolshevik Sympathizer and some store started spamming my group chat for my friends. I tried to teleport to the store to complain and I couldn't even get in because the sim was full of Traffic Bots. Does anybody know who makes the Best Skins? So, anyway, the new Landbot owner of our land banned us and put up Ban Lines, so we had no place to go except the Bear Infohub, which was full of Loiterers complaining about the Homestead sim pricing. So, we decided to go somewhere else and ended up a club, but is was full of Howlzzzz spammers and Hooooo bots competing for Best in Red. Right as we were about to leave, a Naked Noob wearing a Freenis comes up to us and asks how to get to Zindra to make Sexxors. We told him to just Cam into People's skyboxes and watch for free, like we do.

To finish out my dreadful day, we ended up at Ahern just as a bunch of new users were arriving from Facebook. Noobs these days, honestly. All they wanted to do was Socialize, collect Freebies and give out their RL information. At that point, I just logged out and downloaded Blue Mars, but there was nobody there and nothing to do. Thankfully, the forums were still there and Pep had come back. At long last, I shut off the computer and went to sleep.

Then, I dreamed about being griefed by particle poofers wielded by Linden Bears who took down the grid with a replicating object attack.

TSO was never like this.

Dunno - is it that bit of skin you can see when you raise your arm in the air? Or is it when you dig a big hole in the ground, jump in and say, "It's mine! It's mine!' - ?

Isablan, I think you just won the forums!

OMG YOU ROCK!!!!!!!!

Isablan - w00t! that's frameable!

We could just make everyday that is left a Friday

I think we should all post nude pics of our avatars on Friday.

Stellar idea.

And Isablan, that was very well done. But you didn't leave any pie for others.

She did! Bravo Isablan!

Well, that *would* save all of those intrepid sociology/philosophy/political science/media/gummi-bear-psychology/communication/journalism/doctorate-level-crochet students a LOT of time enticing us to their online surveys!

I'm delighted to have made your day complete!

Pep (enjoys dragging the reluctant back from unreality)