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Kokoro Fasching
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06-05-2007 08:47
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Zaphod Kotobide
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06-05-2007 10:02
What in the world does this have to do with Second Life?
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Brenda Connolly
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06-05-2007 10:04
What in the world does this have to do with Second Life? Or Microsoft? _____________________
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Raudf Fox
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06-05-2007 10:05
Probably the wittle ad in the right hand corner, at least for Second Life... dunno about Microsoft.
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Sonia Nagy
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06-05-2007 10:08
If you look closely at the advertisement you will see both SL and Microsoft listed as "Sponsors" - "A word from our sponsors".
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Zaphod Kotobide
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06-05-2007 10:22
Duh. I was struggling just to read the text of the article. Now I get it. Sorta.
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Ava Glasgow
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06-05-2007 10:29
No, I'm totally sure that Microsoft has only sponsored a contest in Second Life because they don't realize that SL is filled with nothing but outrageously disgusting pornography.
Microsoft has proved its anti-porn stance by inserting special porn-fighting software in all Windows-based servers and personal computers. This software hunts down all porn across the entire internet and replaces it with pictures of butterflies and applesauce. Once Microsoft realizes they've been duped by LL into supporting the vileness rampant throughout SL, they will buy out LL and change all our avatars into profoundly annoying bouncing paperclips. [/satire] |
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Colette Meiji
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06-05-2007 10:33
No, I'm totally sure that Microsoft has only sponsored a contest in Second Life because they don't realize that SL is filled with nothing but outrageously disgusting pornography. Microsoft has proved its anti-porn stance by inserting special porn-fighting software in all Windows-based servers and personal computers. This software hunts down all porn across the entire internet and replaces it with pictures of butterflies and applesauce. Once Microsoft realizes they've been duped by LL into supporting the vileness rampant throughout SL, they will buy out LL and change all our avatars into profoundly annoying bouncing paperclips. [/satire] lol come to think of it Between Internet Explorer and Windows Media Player - Microsoft is the World's biggest Porn Viewing Enabler.  |
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Sonia Nagy
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06-05-2007 10:35
I learned once that GE or was it GM were actually the largest porn sellers. It has been a while and I've forgotten the logic. Something about one or the other owning vast amounts of cable systems and making money through it through pay-per-view porn. I didn't look too closely into the comment at the time, and now can't even remember what the actual logic was (it struck me as interesting, but not interesting enough to examine).
 -- edit: I wrote the above before I saw the "Microsoft-porn enabler" comment _____________________
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Bodhisatva Paperclip
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06-05-2007 10:37
Once Microsoft realizes they've been duped by LL into supporting the vileness rampant throughout SL, they will buy out LL and change all our avatars into profoundly annoying bouncing paperclips. [/satire]  |
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Ava Glasgow
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06-05-2007 10:44
I apologize for over-generalizing, Bodhi. To be honest, some of my best friends are office supplies.
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Bodhisatva Paperclip
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06-05-2007 10:50
I apologize for over-generalizing, Bodhi. To be honest, some of my best friends are office supplies.  |
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Brenda Connolly
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06-05-2007 10:51
No, I'm totally sure that Microsoft has only sponsored a contest in Second Life because they don't realize that SL is filled with nothing but outrageously disgusting pornography. Microsoft has proved its anti-porn stance by inserting special porn-fighting software in all Windows-based servers and personal computers. This software hunts down all porn across the entire internet and replaces it with pictures of butterflies and applesauce. Once Microsoft realizes they've been duped by LL into supporting the vileness rampant throughout SL, they will buy out LL and change all our avatars into profoundly annoying bouncing paperclips. [/satire] God I hate those things. I'm so happy I don't have MS office at home. Word Perfect came with the machine and it worls fine for me. _____________________
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Matthew Dowd
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06-05-2007 11:12
Where can I get the boucing paperclip avatar?
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Ava Glasgow
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06-05-2007 11:28
Where can I get the boucing paperclip avatar? I don't know know if one already exists in-world. Perhaps you can build a Six-Million Dollar Paperclip (TM) using the information found here: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Paperclip We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's first bionic paperclip. Bodhisatva will be that paperclip. Better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster. |
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Bodhisatva Paperclip
Tip: Savor pie, bald chap
Join date: 12 Jan 2007
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06-05-2007 11:56
I don't know know if one already exists in-world. Perhaps you can build a Six-Million Dollar Paperclip (TM) using the information found here: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Paperclip We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's first bionic paperclip. Bodhisatva will be that paperclip. Better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster. Of all the avatars I've considered building, I never thought of the obvious!!  |
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Adz Childs
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06-05-2007 11:58
change all our avatars into profoundly annoying bouncing paperclips. Here it comes........ I find that broadly offensive. |
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Sweet Primrose
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06-05-2007 12:25
Just make sure it's an adult paper clip....and avoid suggestive poseballs.
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Maggie McArdle
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06-05-2007 21:13
No, I'm totally sure that Microsoft has only sponsored a contest in Second Life because they don't realize that SL is filled with nothing but outrageously disgusting pornography. Microsoft has proved its anti-porn stance by inserting special porn-fighting software in all Windows-based servers and personal computers. This software hunts down all porn across the entire internet and replaces it with pictures of butterflies and applesauce. Once Microsoft realizes they've been duped by LL into supporting the vileness rampant throughout SL, they will buy out LL and change all our avatars into profoundly annoying bouncing paperclips. [/satire] cleans the soda off my monitor _____________________
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Sara Seale
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Tell me.
06-05-2007 21:17
Tell me this man is not into filthy porn.
http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/images/ballmer_tongue.jpg Just tell me.. I thought not. |
