Doctor Doctor...
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Gummi Richthofen
Fetish's Frasier Crane!
Join date: 3 Oct 2006
Posts: 605
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08-14-2007 06:03
...my sneakers keep shoving themselves up my ass!
Now look, all you lot laughing out loud in the office when you should be working, this is SERIOUS! Here I am schmoozing about like god's gift to women, and after a while I get no nice responses; and I wonder why, and look down... and all I see are little white socks.
That's because my damn SHOES have attached themselves to my BUTT...
I don't see anyone else suffering from this malady; is it a vote of confidence in my skills as a chat-up artist by the shoe maker? Is it a database glitch? Should I actualy walk around on my ass?
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Brenda Connolly
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Join date: 10 Jan 2007
Posts: 25,000
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08-14-2007 06:08
On the next Jerry Springer: When Good Shoes Go Bad.
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SF Allen
Registered User
Join date: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 33
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08-14-2007 06:24
Does that mean you now have 3 ass-soles  |
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Midi Reifsnider
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Join date: 10 Aug 2007
Posts: 77
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08-14-2007 06:29
From: SF Allen Does that mean you now have 3 ass-soles That's the funniest thing I've read in a long time. Having a crap day and you really cheered me up.  |
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Alyx Sands
Mental Mentor Linguist
Join date: 17 Feb 2007
Posts: 2,432
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08-14-2007 07:03
Ah, shoes, hair, jewellery, heck, even the one blinging item I own, a nosepiercing, has already ended up in my butt. You get used to it. Okay, maybe not to the looks you get when your nether regions start blinging. |
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Ricky Piek
Registered User
Join date: 26 Feb 2007
Posts: 31
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08-14-2007 07:06
lol... I dont mean to laugh but that was happing to me just the other night it was driving me insane  |
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Dellybean North
Registered User
Join date: 8 May 2006
Posts: 321
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08-14-2007 07:11
Well, as I understand the attachmentbutt syndrome, other people generally don't see it like you do, soooo, since you mention you aren't getting good responses, perhaps your chat up patter could actually use an overhaul?  |
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Gummi Richthofen
Fetish's Frasier Crane!
Join date: 3 Oct 2006
Posts: 605
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08-14-2007 08:24
That's it, just strip away my last remaining fragments of self-respect. All I need now is an anim for "getting sneakers out of non-barking end"...
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Mickey James
Registered User
Join date: 4 Nov 2006
Posts: 334
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08-14-2007 08:28
No butts about it ...
Solution:
Open your inventory and find the shoes
Detach
Wear (again)
Walk around with renewed confidence.
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Bodhisatva Paperclip
Tip: Savor pie, bald chap
Join date: 12 Jan 2007
Posts: 970
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08-14-2007 08:28
When my flexi leopard print tie ended up there I looked like some kind of animal.  |
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Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
Join date: 24 Jul 2007
Posts: 4,873
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08-14-2007 08:38
From: Mickey James
Walk around with renewed confidence.
...and comfort. All I have to add is don't tp while you're holding a flashlight...or a bowling ball. |
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Dana Hickman
Leather & Lace™
Join date: 10 Oct 2006
Posts: 1,515
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08-14-2007 09:15
Haha you haven't had fun until you've had your long flowing hair peeking out from under your skirt while at a real busy public place.
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