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Sonia Stardust
Social Retard
Join date: 6 Nov 2006
Posts: 59
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06-12-2007 12:53
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poopmaster Oh
The Best Person On Earth
Join date: 9 Mar 2007
Posts: 917
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06-12-2007 12:56
HAILEY, ID—As a teenager, Kerry Jarrett never thought she would have the opportunity to own and operate a completely fabricated coffee shop and performance space. But thanks to Linden Lab's popular Second Life digital world, Jarrett, 31, has turned her dream into a virtual reality. "As long as I can remember, I've pictured myself owning a multipolygonal 3-D representation of what a coffee shop might be in the real world," said Jarrett, who has invested hundreds of real dollars and thousands of actual hours in Never Bean, her digital pseudo-business in Second Life's popular Scurfield district. "Since I've never been too interested in inventory tracking, accounting, or interacting with people except inside a complex computer simulation, running this simulated coffee shop has been the greatest experience of my life." Jarrett's shop is popular among Second Life regulars for its atmosphere, its 24-hour availability, and its location between the T-Mobile dealership and the 10,000-foot glowing green penis. ------ the artical for those whom cut and paste urls and lack of BBCODE makes it hard to see pages 
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InSL u find every kind of no-life retard you could possibly imagine as well as a few even Tim Burton couldnt imagine u find 12yr-olds claiming to be 40 men claiming 2 be women, women claiming 2 make sense and every1 claiming 2 have ideas that are actually worth a damn if only someone would just listen to their unique innovative and exceptionally important idea
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Har Fairweather
Registered User
Join date: 24 Jan 2007
Posts: 2,320
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06-12-2007 13:00
I am so going to publish an SL knock-off of The Onion - as soon as I can figure out how to parody something that self-parodies to the max already.
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Aminom Marvin
Registered User
Join date: 31 Dec 2006
Posts: 520
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06-12-2007 13:43
The comment about the 10,000-foot glowing green penis shows that the writer of the article is someone with experience with what SL is all about.
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Sonia Nagy
Registered User
Join date: 25 Mar 2007
Posts: 364
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06-12-2007 13:46
From: Aminom Marvin The comment about the 10,000-foot glowing green penis shows that the writer of the article is someone with experience with what SL is all about. They, The Onion editors, left out the part of the article where the writer mentions that the 10,000-foot glowing green penis was attached to a pale nude avatar with a very recent "born" date. |
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Rusty Satyr
Meadow Mythfit
Join date: 19 Feb 2004
Posts: 610
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06-12-2007 13:56
10,000ft = ~3.3km = 13.2 simulator regions long.
Run for the hills!
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Winston Chandrayaan
Demented Furball
Join date: 10 Mar 2007
Posts: 43
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06-12-2007 14:44
Darn griefers with their megaprim penii. >_<
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