T shirts for Female AVs?

I love T shirts with funny SL messages: "Missing Image is the New Black" or "Type Dirty to Me."

However, I'm rather...er...large busted and my shirts cling to me like Saran Wrap on a wet halibut, so when I've purchased T shirts from stores like Uncle Funny's Farm, the type stretches out on my...er...chest.

I've tried resizing my boobs down to pre-adolescent, but then I look like a boy AV in a flexi wig. And that's not the look I was going for.

So the question is: does anyone know of someone designing funny message shirts for women that don't cling to the boobal area, but also don't look like you're wearing a barrel? I know a little Photoshop and have the regular T-shirt template. Is there a way to use it and allow for big chestal regions?

Or can I change my AV so I'm still a full-figured gal, but my shirts won't cling like I've entered a wet T shirt contest?

All the women's shirts are like that. Sometimes I like to wear a big Comfy sweatshirt, or an oversized buttondown. There's more to fashion than skin tight bellyshirts.

There really is nothing you can do about that but reduce your breast size. Clothing is drawn on a 2d image and put on a 3d image in the game. If your cleavage is pressing your breasts together, so will the message from the tshirt that is writen where they are pressed together. Maybe buy tshirts with the message/writing/picture on the back where there is no cleavage, hills or mountains...

Look for shirts with the messages printed higher on the chest...you may still get a little distortion, but they'll be legible. I'm not sure, but I think I saw some amusing T-shirts set up like that at Launa Fauna's.

Thanks so much! I like the idea of the words on the back, but I have weird shoulder blades that are almost as big as my boobs. Maybe I'll just start wearing a sandwich board...

just wear it backwards ;P

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