Middle leg question

There is one thing that has always a problem / funny to me is that the default male has no penis. Yesterday (at last) I found the skin I have been looking for and it has a HUD controlled penis included .. nice I thought. My gf is away and phoned while I was adjusting etc, I was laughing so much about certain things I fell off my chair.

The problem I have of course is I cannot wear clothes and penis at same time (think prim) even when in standby mode <g> which would have been nice. Is there a penis somewhere I can wear and have my clothes on at the same time? /1 hide would be better than nothing.

By the way the thing I was laughing about was in the instructions it says detach when teleporting. Think of the shoe in butt thing Second thing I was laughing at was my AV was ruthed a lot while I was figuring out how the thing works etc.

Thanks,

Andrew

Just detach your penis and bring it out as needed. it takes one second to put it on when the time comes. If you need fast access, put it in a folder marked
"=>MY PENIS<=".

(logged back using main account )

Yes, I appreciate the attach/detach thing no problems with understanding that bit. I would still like something there, permanent standby mode. My gf doesn't have to attach nipples everytime it would nice not to have to to attach penis.

One note. Had a problem last night, it took 40 minutes to attach. I know sometimes things attached take a while (40 mins was unusual of course) which would have spoiled the moment somewhat.

Xcite sells a penis with a hide command I believe.

I say I believe because I myself being a fine, upstanding prude would never purchase sure an item.

I forget the name of the store, but Stroker Serpentine's 'creations' have an invisibility function. This is the same guy who makes the SexGen beds, if you've run across those...they seem to be tucked all around SL.

XCite and Strokerz Toyz both visited. A difficult decision to make. I wonder if there is one you can wear as an item of clothing or a prim only for standby mode (any other mode I think I'll use the one I have I don't really want to pay 1000L for standby). I do a bit of building I wonder if I could make my own standby only penis with show hide, hmmmm.

Who knows, maybe those guys out there who don't want to look like Action Man and are not interested in sex would like one. I wonder if I could give up my day job and concentrate on the standby penis thing?

*evil mode*

Just be careful of those so-called invisible prims. If someone is lagged the invisible prims are just as gray as all the others... and then there's "highlight transparent" and it's pretty funny to be in a room full of people and some guy thinks his prim member is out of sight and it isn't LOL

*/evil mode*

The other thing with the Xcite one is that even if its invisible, it can still be "stimulated". Can be very embarrassing to be standing around, minding your own business, and someone starts fiddling with it, and it announces to the world what's going on!

I know you can numb it and silence it, but I didn't when this happened to me.

Jumbo Dongs has a penis you can attach and still wear your clothes. They get around the problem by cunningly disguising it as an elephants's trunk.

Thought it pretty amusing when out with the g/f at that posh restaurant in Amsterdam the other night. Thought it hilarious when it grabbed a bread roll off her plate! Not so hilarious when it stuck the bread roll up my butt! Logged out quick when it went to grab another...

Dang - thought this was going to be a cricket thread.

and for only 100L.... you can buy one of these.
http://uncensored.slexchange.com/modules.php?name=Marketplace&file=item&ItemID=132840

As a female I have no bodily 'attachments', but I do have some advice to get round your problem. I keep a set of ready made folders containing my favourite outfits, including hair styles and jewellery. I include a birthday suit outfit which I can 'wear' instead of using the 'take off all clothes' tab - if males did this they can keep the penis in that folder so it automatically attached when they undress.

Beware of some of the things on the market. Can't remember the name of the one I bought, Dr something. Has an invisible mode, but everytime you hit a sim border you get a stream of yellow and white particles. Very embarrassing if you're coming in to land and "dribble" on yourself or others.

Personally, I find there's very little time spent wearing the thing (even with my RL missus in SL). When it's needed, just attach it.

Makes good IM gossip

This is, by far, one of the funniest threads I have read here!!

Being a very 'visual' person, the 'elephant trunk' and the bread roll had me in hysterics - which makes it hard to read out and share with RL hubby!!

Glad I don't have to worry about this stuff

OMFG! That almost killed me!!

Mandy C

Lotus makes one that you can hide and it's quite inexpensive compared to the others. It doesn't have all the bells and whistles but it pleasing to the eye and has two positions. Relaxed and ready for action. LOL! I'm not in-game but I think you can find it by searching "lotus" or go to the new Dollyrock sim, there is a store there that carries them and the girl parts as well.

rotflmao

I like the way you think

And if you are a builder and you have "highlight alpha" turned on and people come up to you and start talking all you see is this ghostly red thing.

What they really need to do and this might sound a little weird is not turn it invisible at all. Maybe turn the object up 90 degrees or what ever angle so it inside the AV. Plus 100% alpha renders slower than a non alpha objects. Just a thought.

I started reading the keywords at the bottom of that listing and was rolling on the floor. The things guys will call their "little friend", LOL.

Actully there IS, a texture penis worn as clothing made by Cherry (sorry can't recall the last name) but the 'package' come with a chip n dales out fit. so yes it's possible if it's worn as say underwear with pants over the top...just not as um..romantic