01-25-2009 15:02
A pirates graveyard for the pirates in your real life. Got a vindictive ex-spouse, a ballistic boss, an inane in-law, a conniving contractor, a nattering neighbor, a less-than-loyal-love in your life?

Sure you do -- so "bury" them at Pirates Rest.

Internment and piratical notoriety come with a tombstone, group membership in Pirates Rest Belize, a tombstone notecard and 2 prims to decorate your pirate's uneasy rest.

No rants or raves in the notecards, just the facts, ma'am. (And we reserve the right to reject notecards, but just because we can, doesn't mean we have to.)

Group announcements for the Group "Pirates Rest Belize" will keep you up-to-date on the latest pirates interred. (Bernard (the Private Ponzi King) Madoff and George W. (the Public Ponzi King) Bush are already interred - but can be interred again -- and again.)

To set up your "burial" IM Kohrabi Wittels or Mustard Stand with the name that should be on the tombstone, and your proposed notecard text. (You can also provide us with your own tombstone as long as it's no more than 1 prim and doesn't exceed 1.5 meters in width and 4 meters in height.)

RIP - Rest in Piracy - 34,205,21 - Pirates Rest, Belize

Arghhhh.