12-02-2007 16:52
Ever wonder what you'd get if you combined a unicycle, a waterski, and some rocket engines? Well wonder no more! The Steam Punk JetSki rezzer will provide you and your friends / guests with hours of fast, exciting, dangerous fun! We have a rezzer set up at the dock infront of the mall, so you can test-drive the Steampunk Jet ski and find out for yourself why rockets, bikes and water are just a great combination!

The official name of this product is the Mono-Commuter Aqua-Spritz which we feel is a much more descriptive title. Mono-Commuter, because it is built to convey a single avatar to their destination, Aqua refers to the media in which it is designed to operate, and Spritz refers to the effervescent method of propulsion.

Speaking of propulsion, the Mono-Commuter Aqua-Spritz is powered by two small but powerful rocket engines, located immediately beneath the occupant's seat. Each rocket tube contains a powerful but unstable mixture of High-Test Peroxide and a special distillation of Kerosene. The power-to-weight ratio is fantastic, allowing the Mono-Commuter Aqua-Spritz to attain speeds heretofore unheard of in aquatic conveyances. There is a very slight downside, in that the engines have a habit of exploding when bumped or jostled. Fortunately most explosions are quite harmless -- extensive testing has shown that the velocities attained by the Mono-Commuter Aqua-Spritz allow the occupant to be typically thrown clear of the vehicle should the craft happen to blow up.

Steampunk Jetski Rezzer on SLX
Steampunk Jetski Rezzer - Try it out at Waikiti Mall!
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