So Gi-Joe has been getting too comfortable with Barbie and has no competition, so He has began to pimp Barbie out. Gi-Joe's technology and weapons is too great for ken, because Ken is a hippy and vegan.
BUT NOW OUT IS JIHAD-JOE. Jihad-Joe comes with a shemagh (head rag), in 2 colors, but is modifiable if you wish to customize your shemagh. it also comes with a pipe bomb vest that explodes via a grille igniter that is located on the HUD, the explosion both pushes, and kills.
4 gestures are included to shout at gi-joe to encourage him to repent and take into consideration what he is doing to Barbie is WRONG.
But don't worry, this isn't only for men, there is also a jihad-jane for Barbies who wish to convert and rebel against their rulers.
The Jihad-Joe Kit can be found at d3 in Muir, or meh stuffs in Sutherland. Both locations can be found in my picks.
sincerehleh,
Fedor McNally (aka Fedoire esquire teh 2nd of Fadonia)