It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in need of a wardrobe.
However, well-known are the feelings or views of such a man, that, on his first entering a tailor's premises, a rapid exit is so well fixed in his mind, that he considers a one-click acquisition of his rightful property a certain necessity.
In recognition of the universal and time-honoured male shopping aversion, I have furnished my premises at:
- Magellan Straits
- Caledon Victoria City
- Caledon Kittiwickshire
with complete outfit vendors, facilitating the dressing of the reluctant gent in less than one minute! Pret-a-porter, indeed!
The outfits are as follows:
Evening dress
Morning dress
Regency
Beau Brummell
Sergeant Pepper
Confederate Army General
Union Army Lieutenant
Caledon Light Horse Ceremonial
Impresario Tiger
Boating
Riding
Trench Coat
Blue Suit
Mustard Suit
If, perchance, you find that the particular outfit you require is not present at the shop in question, rest assured that at Magellan Straits all is ready. And if you are in Caledon Victoria City, do look upstairs.
A final note: almost as certain as that the sun will rise tomorrow is the probability that someone or other will request a specific replacement, addition, or deletion, from the above outfits. The answer in all cases will be a firm but courteous negative. Should you wish to have something different, you are encouraged to mix-n-match (TM) from the relevant cabinets.
References:
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Caledon%20Victoria%20City/113/184/31
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Caledon%20Kittiwickshire/38/120/23
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Magellan%20Straits/127/172/26
Apologies: Jane Austen