To my dear friends at Linden Lab,
Consider this my thank you note, my dear friends at Linden Lab. A thank you note for the lovely new cobblestone road you planted in my backyard in the Northwest corner of Slosser.
I always wanted a new road. (Hell, I always wanted two brand new sims opened up next to me, but that's another thank you card for another day!) I carefully buy my 6800m2 of land, pay you my land fees ($62.50 a month, mind you.), build and develop my property. My "second home," if I may. I landscape. I make it pretty. I even plant trees! And what do you do? You tear down the beautiful wooded area that was my Linden-owned backyard, and you plant a road there!
Well thanks a bunch!
Now my lovely little backyard is gone, replaced by this disgusting cobblestone road that no one can rez anything on! I can't even drive my Second Life car behind my house!
Brilliant planning, my friends. Instead of leaving the land lush and serene, you throw down a useless road that NO ONE WILL USE. And you force me to plant about a hundred or so trees to block the windows of my house so that I can have an ounce of privacy. Because with the road so close, someone can stand out there and look directly into my home and see me doing....stuff.
So thank you for this early Christmas present, Linden Lab. Your thoughtlessness and lack of consideration for your customers is absolutely wonderful. Now each and every day when I look out of those windows at that hideous road, I can ask myself, "Katie... Why the @#%& do I pay $62.50 a month for this game?"
Sincerely,
Katie Fleming