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Draco18s Majestic

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Join date: 19 Sep 2005

Posts: 2,744

07-19-2006 14:37

This was hacked out in the last couple of minutes, not the best poem, but I think it works well enough. Thanks to Norton Lazarno for the opening line that got me started.

Happy days, it's Second Life Wednesday!
All hail! The new version is here!
All rejoice for now there are bugs ga-lore!
Interfering with out enjoyment
The UI borks and crashes the sim...
The sun comes up, and exploses in a firey display
As a hacker replaced the the sky
Due to a new exploit in the Estate toooooolssss...

Oh Second Life
Oh Second Life
How I Envy 1.1!
1.1!
Roll back the grid
It sucks that much
These new features
Are frought with bugs

Some griefer's new alt
Just blew me away....
Across 5 sims,
What a spin,
I landed in
Limbo.....

Why not go back?
Oh Second Life
Oh Second Life
How I Envy 1.1!
1.1!
Roll back the grid
It sucks that much
These new features
Are frought with bugs

We post on the forums,
But Linden Labs just says, "uh huh"
"We'll fix it soon, it's a known issue."
Known issue?
Why didn't that get caught in Preview?
Sigh.

Oh Second Life
Oh Second Life
How I Envy 1.1!
1.1!
Roll back the grid
It sucks that much
These new features
Are frought with bugs

Otaku Farrell

Member

Join date: 1 Jul 2006

Posts: 51

07-19-2006 14:50

*clap clap clap*

Sansarya Caligari

BLEH!

Join date: 25 Apr 2005

Posts: 1,206

07-19-2006 14:57

*fingersnaps* *fingersnaps*

Heavy man, heavy...

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Tengu Yamabushi

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Join date: 25 Sep 2005

Posts: 191

07-19-2006 15:23

Draco18s Majestic

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Join date: 19 Sep 2005

Posts: 2,744

07-20-2006 22:59

Just to toss this back to the top for those who haven't seen it.

AusFox Walcott

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Join date: 5 Nov 2005

Posts: 32

07-21-2006 06:00

*Claps* Bavo I say, catches the spirit of the new patch perfectly

Billy Maradona

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Join date: 5 Jan 2006

Posts: 59

07-23-2006 05:48

HAHAHAHA... Known Issue... where have I heard that one before? When the dance mix is recorded, I hope to see a stanza referring to clear your cache. Because we know that clearing ones cache is the answer to all SL problems.

Draco18s Majestic

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Join date: 19 Sep 2005

Posts: 2,744

07-23-2006 17:16

From: Billy Maradona

I hope to see a stanza referring to clear your cache. Because we know that clearing ones cache is the answer to all SL problems.

*Laughs* I didn't even think of that. I use -purge now myself, so I should NEVER have to do that.

An Ode to Updates
Draco18s Majestic Registered User Join date: 19 Sep 2005 Posts: 2,744	07-19-2006 14:37 This was hacked out in the last couple of minutes, not the best poem, but I think it works well enough. Thanks to Norton Lazarno for the opening line that got me started. Happy days, it's Second Life Wednesday! All hail! The new version is here! All rejoice for now there are bugs ga-lore! Interfering with out enjoyment The UI borks and crashes the sim... The sun comes up, and exploses in a firey display As a hacker replaced the the sky Due to a new exploit in the Estate toooooolssss... Oh Second Life Oh Second Life How I Envy 1.1! 1.1! Roll back the grid It sucks that much These new features Are frought with bugs Some griefer's new alt Just blew me away.... Across 5 sims, What a spin, I landed in Limbo..... Why not go back? Oh Second Life Oh Second Life How I Envy 1.1! 1.1! Roll back the grid It sucks that much These new features Are frought with bugs We post on the forums, But Linden Labs just says, "uh huh" "We'll fix it soon, it's a known issue." Known issue? Why didn't that get caught in Preview? Sigh. Oh Second Life Oh Second Life How I Envy 1.1! 1.1! Roll back the grid It sucks that much These new features Are frought with bugs
Otaku Farrell Member Join date: 1 Jul 2006 Posts: 51	07-19-2006 14:50 clap clap clap
Sansarya Caligari BLEH! Join date: 25 Apr 2005 Posts: 1,206	07-19-2006 14:57 fingersnaps fingersnaps Heavy man, heavy... _____________________
Tengu Yamabushi Registered User Join date: 25 Sep 2005 Posts: 191	07-19-2006 15:23 <does a quick finger riff across the bongos, in his best Dobie Gillis style> : : <sips espresso>
Draco18s Majestic Registered User Join date: 19 Sep 2005 Posts: 2,744	07-20-2006 22:59 Just to toss this back to the top for those who haven't seen it.
AusFox Walcott Registered User Join date: 5 Nov 2005 Posts: 32	07-21-2006 06:00 Claps Bavo I say, catches the spirit of the new patch perfectly
Billy Maradona Registered User Join date: 5 Jan 2006 Posts: 59	07-23-2006 05:48 HAHAHAHA... Known Issue... where have I heard that one before? When the dance mix is recorded, I hope to see a stanza referring to clear your cache. Because we know that clearing ones cache is the answer to all SL problems.
Draco18s Majestic Registered User Join date: 19 Sep 2005 Posts: 2,744	07-23-2006 17:16 From: Billy Maradona I hope to see a stanza referring to clear your cache. Because we know that clearing ones cache is the answer to all SL problems. Laughs I didn't even think of that. I use -purge now myself, so I should NEVER have to do that.

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