A to Z

A) Another mess yet another upgrade and another complete mess

B) Bahhhhhhh Humbug will be Xmas before they sort this mess out

C) Calm down take deep breaths count to 10 might as well count to A MILLION for all the good it will do

D) Dial a Pizza while your waiting for it to work

E) Eat the pizza while your still waiting for it to work

F) Find another program to try while your still waiting for it to work

G) Go to your mates house and notice it doesn't work on there pc either and they have never heard of sl before

H) Have holiday for 2 weeks in the Bahama's while you wait for it to work

J) Justify the expense of your previous holiday but putting your prices up on all your items if you could get into sl to do it but your still waiting for it to work

K) Kryspy kreames taste good anyone for a doughnut ????

L) Load there.com trying to threaten your sl program that if it doesn't work your going to leave it and play there instead

M) MMMMmmmm those doughnuts tasted great

N) No news is good news so people say i say Crap if it ain't broken why break it leave it alone 1.6 was stable

O) Only 3 days have past since the upgrade whats another few days going to do ?? Frankly its driving people nuts thats what 3 days has done what about after a week or more ???

P) Pfft

Q) Q cant think of anthing for Q other then Queen was one of the greatest pop groups of all time but that has nothing to do with sl looks for queen mp3's to listen to while waits for sl to work)

R) Remember 1.6 that was such a stable version

S) Smashes monitor with a rolled up newspaper realising it isn't the monitors fault but something has to take the flack cause sl tech support are not answering calls

T) Throw another tantrum while you wait for sl to work

U) ?

V) V signs at the screen and I'm not referring to the peace one either

W) Waste of time effort and energy go watch tv instead at least you know that works now if i can only find the on switch or the remote control

X) X what a stupid letter

Y) Yes it is working Yes Yes Yes whoops no it was just a dream i must have dozed of while thinking about that stupid letter before

Z) Za second life 1.7 is good ya???? lol

S is for the service that you do so well
E is for the endless complaints you get
C is for my computer that's shot to hell
O is for the 'orrible lag that leaves us wet
N is for nothing which changes with each release
D is for the DDOS of spheres and griefs
L is for Linden, all-seeing and wise,
I is for I can't wait for you guys
F is a grade, the others might give
But E is for everything that makes me live.

This is my story, both humble and true
Take it to pieces and mend it with glue.