Sing Along!

My rendition of "version feedback" to the tune of Jingle Bells
(mostly because I'm convinced I won't play again til somewhere around Christmas)

*clears throat*

Second Life, Second Life
How come I can't play?
All you do is log me off
Will the grid be down all dayyyy?

Second Life, Second Life
What's the @#$%ing deal
When I ask you for a reason
All I get's a schpiel

Working on a prim
On a messed up laggy sim
Hmmm what's with my mouse?
I just screwed up my house!

Everything turned grey
Not again, no way
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS #$@%ING #$@%
Give me one good reason to stay

OHHHHHHHHHH

Second Life, Second Life
How come I can't play?
All you do is log me off
Will the grid be down all dayyyy?


(repeat, ad infinitum)

Reminds me of my ode from a few weeks ago.

An Ode to Updates

Happy days, it's Second Life Wednesday!
All hail! The new version is here!
All rejoice for now there are bugs ga-lore!
Interfering with out enjoyment
The UI borks and crashes the sim...
The sun comes up, and exploses in a firey display
As a hacker replaced the the sky
Due to a new exploit in the Estate toooooolssss...

Oh Second Life
Oh Second Life
How I Envy 1.1!
1.1!
Roll back the grid
It sucks that much
These new features
Are frought with bugs

Some griefer's new alt
Just blew me away....
Across 5 sims,
What a spin,
I landed in
Limbo.....

Why not go back?
Oh Second Life
Oh Second Life
How I Envy 1.1!
1.1!
Roll back the grid
It sucks that much
These new features
Are frought with bugs

We post on the forums,
But Linden Labs just says, "uh huh"
"We'll fix it soon, it's a known issue."
Known issue?
Why didn't that get caught in Preview?
Sigh.

Oh Second Life
Oh Second Life
How I Envy 1.1!
1.1!
Roll back the grid
It sucks that much
These new features
Are frought with bugs
(fin)

And as before, thanks to Norton Lazarno for the opening line that got me started.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

would be funny but its true


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