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Burke Prefect
Cafe Owner, Superhero
Join date: 29 Oct 2004
Posts: 2,785
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12-28-2005 05:33
Oh noes! Over the x-mas weekend, someoen exploited a vulnerability in my careful defenses to gain complete access to my pants! This new vulnerability, arising from a lonely holiday, is now being passed around among the seedier sex clubs and between women looking for a good time. Other men may be vulnerable to the same technigues.
The vulnerability is very hard to code around, I am struggling to keep my pants on as women use this 'reach' work around to take advantage of me. My defenses failed as the women had a devestating cuteness or hawtness script that listened to my needs....
I have been exploited in this fashion several times over the last week, but...
.... ah, forget it. Not worth the effort.
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Luciftias Neurocam
Ecosystem Design
Join date: 13 Oct 2005
Posts: 742
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12-28-2005 08:31
I never thought that your pants would be anything but secure.  |
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Burke Prefect
Cafe Owner, Superhero
Join date: 29 Oct 2004
Posts: 2,785
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12-28-2005 08:41
Yeah. It's the atrophy effect, no one was trying to get into them, so I let my guard down, so of course thats when they show up.
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Jeska Linden
Administrator
Join date: 26 Jul 2004
Posts: 2,388
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12-28-2005 11:02
Moved to Notices and Well-Wishes.
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Lecktor Hannibal
YOUR MOM
Join date: 1 Jul 2004
Posts: 6,734
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12-28-2005 11:03
From: Jeska Linden Moved to Notices and Well-Wishes. LMFAO 
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YOUR MOM says, 'Come visit us at SC MKII http://secondcitizen.net ' From: Khamon Fate Oh, Lecktor, you're terrible. Bikers have more fun than people !
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Ben Bacon
Registered User
Join date: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 809
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12-29-2005 01:33
Thanks for this notice, Burke - We all wish you well. |