01-05-2007 05:09
Howdy there, Lindens (expecially Robin (hugz))!

Remember like backinbeta when I held a class for everybody to make free objects to put in a "Welcome to SL, Newbie!" freebie box?

And like a Certain Person came to the class and made an object and boxed it?

And like in the most magically delicious way they fixed it with that fondly remembered old exploit so it "looked" to the uninitiated as if somebody else had made it or owned it?

And like they made their object look like 'Candie Apple' was either the creator or owner?

And like when anyone opened the box, it would spawn grass all over their land that nobody but a Linden could delete?

Well, like, guess what? Yup. It's back again. Canya bulleave it?

In the past few days I'm like suddenly getting IMs from people who have apparently been given an object named 'Modern Table', and it's spawning grass all over their land that they can't delete.

Now like don't take me wrong -- I don't mind the IMs -- we have a friendly email chat, I tell them to IM a Linden for help (can people still do that?), and all's well. I don't even have ta log in inworld (or wutevah you call it these days.)

I like just wanted to let all y'all Lindens know that you'll be getting IMs from these people to go delete the grass off their land, and give ya a lil more info about it.

So like when all y'all get the IMs, you'll know more regarding what it's all about, and why I'm not hopping into SL to try to take care of it myself or anything, ya know?

I figger they're like your customers, not mine, and it's your problem to figger out who's doin' it, and aks them to stop, and like all that stuff, ya know?

Ya know, I remember the first time that grass spawned back in '03, and I had to like get Michael Linden (I think it was) to come delete it off the victim's land.

I like can't believe all these years later that anybody would give that object to your customers -- it seems like mean or sumpin'.

Like I was thinkin' what if the people being given that object are newbies or even Big Investors or somebody from a BigImportantCompany with PotentialToBringLindenLotsaprofit, ya know?

If so, well, like I dunno what you wanna do about it, so all y'all'll take care of it, I guess, I just like feel really bad for your customers that somebody's doing this to and I just feel really bad for all y'all Lindens who have to do extra work to fix this instead of working on the important things I know you want to work on like Bugs and Customer Service and Havik and stuff that people keep complaining about, ya know?

Oh well like buhbye.

Oh and also Happity New Year.

Candie

P.X. Oh and like hi to all the Old Lindens like Philip and stuff.

P.X.X. Oh and I put a iken on this post because I just learned how to do that and it's a cute hand like the SL hand but it's yellow not green and it's different but it's like the same okay? Okay.