12-22-2006 21:23
Dear Linden Lab,

I've been a member of SL for over two years. I am considered FIC, and my name is known to people the virtual world over for the passive.... whatever the hell it is they think I do. But as X-mas rolls around, and my real birthday is coming up on the 10th, I'd like to request something slightly stupid, that at this moment seems funny as hell to me.

You see, something happened to a friend of mine this Monday. She had a wedding, one I was an attendee to. Her husband logged off shortly after and hasn't been heard from since. I do feel sorry for her, but a conversation ensued tonight that planted an idea in my head.

I'd like to have the custom entry of 'Your Mom' added to the Partner field of my profile. Since there is not presently a 'Mom' surname available, and I would probably lose the race to register this creatively named alt, much less partner with them, I ask this entry be made en absentia.

Much like sailors would request 'The Sea', or a clubber's would be "What was your name again?'

Well, just a thought. I figured it would be funny. If you do add it, thanks! If not, oh well. My partner will be Your Mom in spirit, if not in a database. :D
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