Announcement: Ponzi Investment Solution Services
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Carl Metropolitan
Registered User
Join date: 7 Jul 2005
Posts: 1,031
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01-13-2006 10:57
We are pleased to announce the imminent opening of Ponzi Investment Solution Services. This new financial services company operates entirely within the Linden Dollar economy, offering an industry benchmark 0.39% daily compounded interest rate. How can Ponzi Investment Solution Services offer such a high rate of return to Second Life investors? By making use of the time-tested financial strategy of paying old investors with new investors money! Skeptical? Ponzi Investment Solution Services has carefully based our business model upon the US Social Security system--which has successfully paid out regular benefits for nearly seventy years. And if you can't trust the US Government--you are clearly a disloyal terrorist sympathizer. But Ponzi Investment Solution Services does the Social Security System one step better. Rather than investing in low-interest US Government securities, we put your money into high-yield Nigerian eCommerce investments--helping us to ensure annual quadrupling of your money. Disclaimer: Investors acknowledge that Ponzi Investment Solution Services operates using an in-world fictional currency ("Currency" or "Linden Dollars" or "L$"  . You agree that Ponzi Investment Solution Services has the absolute right to manage, regulate, control, modify and/or eliminate such Currency as it sees fit in its sole discretion, and that Ponzi Investment Solution Services will have no liability to you based on its exercise of such right. |
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Shaun Altman
Fund Manager
Join date: 11 Dec 2004
Posts: 1,011
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01-13-2006 10:59
From: Carl Metropolitan We are pleased to announce the imminent opening of Ponzi Investment Solution Services. This new financial services company operates entirely within the Linden Dollar economy, offering an industry benchmark 0.39% daily compounded interest rate. How can Ponzi Investment Solution Services offer such a high rate of return to Second Life investors? By making use of the time-tested financial strategy of paying old investors with new investors money! Skeptical? Ponzi Investment Solution Services has carefully based our business model upon the US Social Security system--which has successfully paid out regular benefits for nearly seventy years. And if you can't trust the US Government--you are clearly a disloyal terrorist sympathizer. But Ponzi Investment Solution Services does the Social Security System one step better. Rather than investing in low-interest US Government securities, we put your money into high-yield Nigerian eCommerce investments--helping us to ensure annual quadrupling of your money. Disclaimer: Investors acknowledge that Ponzi Investment Solution Services operates using an in-world fictional currency ("Currency" or "Linden Dollars" or "L$" . You agree that Ponzi Investment Solution Services has the absolute right to manage, regulate, control, modify and/or eliminate such Currency as it sees fit in its sole discretion, and that Ponzi Investment Solution Services will have no liability to you based on its exercise of such right. Fascinating.  |
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Chip Midnight
ate my baby!
Join date: 1 May 2003
Posts: 10,231
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01-13-2006 11:03
I might be intersted in this in order to get seed money to start my new business: SnakeOil & Bridge Sales, Inc.
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Phoenix Psaltery
Ninja Wizard
Join date: 25 Feb 2005
Posts: 2,599
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01-13-2006 11:21
If any of you fine businesspersons require legal services in the aftermath of the previous posts, you may wish to contact my barristers, Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe.  P2 |
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Maylin Murakami
MeatMogul
Join date: 24 Sep 2005
Posts: 179
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01-13-2006 11:59
o rly? the PIC pays 0.41%
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Desmond Shang
Guvnah of Caledon
Join date: 14 Mar 2005
Posts: 5,250
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01-13-2006 12:05
My avatar was an accident victim and Carl Metropolitan got me 4 million $L, today!
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Gabe Lippmann
"Phone's ringing, Dude."
Join date: 14 Jun 2004
Posts: 4,219
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01-13-2006 12:06
I want in! That rate is just too good to pass up. I would be happy, for a nominal fee, to tout the wonderful service and prompt interest payments I receive as a result of my always wonderful dealings with P.I.S.S.
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William Withnail
Gentleman Adventurer
Join date: 11 Sep 2004
Posts: 154
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Not everyone knows what a Ponzi Scheme is.
01-13-2006 12:22
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Forseti Svarog
ESC
Join date: 2 Nov 2004
Posts: 1,730
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01-13-2006 13:48
From: Chip Midnight I might be intersted in this in order to get seed money to start my new business: SnakeOil & Bridge Sales, Inc. chip, i'm starting a bridge sale wholesale program. You want a block of 20 or 100? |
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Elvawin Rainbow
Registered User
Join date: 30 Aug 2005
Posts: 172
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01-13-2006 14:40
Carl as soon as I Get my Enron Stock reinvestment fund off the ground I'll be sure to contact you you about a limited partnership
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Chip Midnight
ate my baby!
Join date: 1 May 2003
Posts: 10,231
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01-13-2006 22:02
From: Forseti Svarog chip, i'm starting a bridge sale wholesale program. You want a block of 20 or 100? Let's make it 250, as long as they'll all fit under my trenchcoat.
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Osprey Therian
I want capslocklock
Join date: 6 Jul 2004
Posts: 5,049
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01-13-2006 22:25
Is that the Brooklyn Bridge or are you just glad to see me?
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