Enabran needs a job!
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Enabran Templar
Capitalist Pig
Join date: 26 Aug 2004
Posts: 4,506
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08-17-2005 00:15
(a RL job, that is)
Shot in the dark time:
Howdy, folks. Enabran Templar here offering a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to potential employers. Available for immediate, real-life, in-person employment is one (1) recent college graduate! Qualifications include:
- Bachelor of Science degree in Entertainment Business
- Demonstrated creativity and business acumen in SL (Templar Botworks)
- 10 years Internet experience, equalling 50% of the candidate's operational lifetime
- Solid written and spoken communications skills -- a fearless public speaker!
- Sales experience
- Comfortable and experienced in an office environment
- Lust for problem-solving and troubleshooting
- Sense of humor
Resume and references available upon request.
Now's your chance! Hire yourself a young, eager, qualified grad today and reap the benefits tomorrow.
(I will now submit to what I am certain will be myriad jokes at my own expense, but I make the above offer quite seriously. If you need someone who can kick some ass, I'm your man.)
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Jauani Wu
pancake rabbit
Join date: 7 Apr 2003
Posts: 3,835
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08-17-2005 00:18
good luck
ps. And, by the way - I think you need to get a life.
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Arcadia Codesmith
Not a guest
Join date: 8 Dec 2004
Posts: 766
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08-17-2005 07:16
From: Jauani Wu And, by the way - I think you need to get a life. Nah. This is just how geeks network  Enabran, where are you looking? Unless you're willing to take anything from Bozeman to Shanghai, you might want to specify!
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Ardith Mifflin
Mecha Fiend
Join date: 5 Jun 2004
Posts: 1,416
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08-17-2005 07:59
From: Enabran Templar Lust for problem-solving and troubleshooting Sounds kinky.  |
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Enabran Templar
Capitalist Pig
Join date: 26 Aug 2004
Posts: 4,506
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08-17-2005 14:32
From: Arcadia Codesmith Nah. This is just how geeks network Enabran, where are you looking? Unless you're willing to take anything from Bozeman to Shanghai, you might want to specify! Jauani is just making a joke about someone's cruel jibing. I'm local to Orlando, Florida, but compelling positions from Bozeman to Shanghai are of interest to me.  Telecommuting is also neat.
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From: Hiro Pendragon Furthermore, as Second Life goes to the Metaverse, and this becomes an open platform, Linden Lab risks lawsuit in court and [attachment culling] will, I repeat WILL be reverse in court.
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Garoad Kuroda
Prophet of Muppetry
Join date: 5 Sep 2003
Posts: 2,989
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08-17-2005 18:02
Okay, here's an offer: -The location is unspecified (a black unmarked van with no windows will arrive at your house to pick you up and take you to your station). Must be willing to relocate. -The qualifications are: you must be a real, live human. You must also have a functioning brain. There are other qualifications too, but you will be notified of them after you arrive at your station. -The work conditions are dangerous and unpredictable. Well...potentially, well..okay... 99.9% of the time (ok, quite possibly 100% of the time) pretty much...typical. -The pay is unspecified, although I promise you it is approximately $000000.00/year (wow! a six digit income!!) plus a very wide range of benefits. (BTW I know someone who applied for a job where the jist of the first one was TRUE, minus the relocation bit. hehe)  (Well, I guess the third one is too, then again that's true for alot of jobs. lol)
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WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS!
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Jauani Wu
pancake rabbit
Join date: 7 Apr 2003
Posts: 3,835
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08-23-2005 13:32
any luck?
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Garoad Kuroda
Prophet of Muppetry
Join date: 5 Sep 2003
Posts: 2,989
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08-23-2005 16:16
Nope, I haven't had any takers on that one yet.
OH...
nm
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WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS!
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