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Shouting Monkey...

Maerl Underthorn
i love almonds
Join date: 27 Jun 2003
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09-22-2003 06:50
OK.....question...in what situation would a "gambler" shout the word monkey..or the expression " show me a monkey!!"

...???
Cailyn Miller
mmm.... shiny
Join date: 11 Mar 2003
Posts: 369
09-22-2003 07:05
well in UK slang a monkey is £500 (or is it £50? senility is striking early) so I guess that would fit...

and a pony is £25... probably other mammal related names too
Eggy Lippmann
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Join date: 1 May 2003
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09-22-2003 09:13
From: someone
Originally posted by Cailyn Miller
well in UK slang a monkey is £500 (or is it £50? senility is striking early) so I guess that would fit...

and a pony is £25... probably other mammal related names too

But the real question everyone wants answered is what would it mean if he shouted "hippo"?
Maerl Underthorn
i love almonds
Join date: 27 Jun 2003
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09-22-2003 09:15
NO NO NO Eggy..no Hippos here..only MONKEYS< looks around quickly>...< i see hippos>:eek:
Code Smith
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Join date: 24 Jun 2003
Posts: 40
09-22-2003 12:23
Some blackjack players yell out "monkey" when they want the dealer to draw a 10 or face card and bust...
Dionysus Starseeker
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Posts: 764
09-22-2003 12:30
When they're in Las Vegas, and a traveling show of monkeys goes crazy, and runs into a casino and starts mauling said gamblers face..
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Teeny Leviathan
Never started World War 3
Join date: 20 May 2003
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09-22-2003 17:16
Gypsies, chimpanzees
We'd hear it from the people of the town
They'd call us gypsies, chimpanzees
But every night all the men would come around
And lay the monkey down:D
Maerl Underthorn
i love almonds
Join date: 27 Jun 2003
Posts: 370
09-23-2003 06:44
A-B-C-D-E-F-G
Seven monkeys up in a tree
H-I-J-K-L-M
I gotta get 'em back down again
N-O-P-Q-R-S
Looks like I'm in trouble I guess
T-U-V-W-X-Y-Z
Seven monkeys up in a tree
Hey mister lion-tamer
Let me borrow your lion chair


Hey mister tightrope-walker
Walk up and get 'em down from there
Hey look there's mister clown
Tell a joke and get 'em all down
All I wanted to do was play
I let the monkeys out of their cage


:eek:
Devlin Gallant
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Join date: 18 Jun 2003
Posts: 5,948
09-23-2003 07:32
Devlin tries to calm Maerl by licking her elbows, while the men in white coats silently sneak up behind her.
Maerl Underthorn
i love almonds
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09-24-2003 09:01
<systematically sending each man in a white coat to his bloody screaming doom with knives of steel concealed apon her person, she stares at Dev,smiling sheepishly>....:rolleyes:
Devlin Gallant
Thought Police
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09-25-2003 04:18
Ok Maerl, now you ain't playing fair. You know I can't resost sheep.
Eggy Lippmann
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09-25-2003 04:23
Random noob #897432788 stumbles upon the thread, wondering what the heck these people have been smoking and why they enjoy licking Maerl's elbows so much... he then walks away under the impression that SL is full of crazy people, lands in Darwin's post with links to the tub girl, the goatse man, and the weight lifter, and vows never to log on to the internet again :D
Reese Spencer
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09-25-2003 06:16
<------ Is Random noob #897432788 !
Eggy Lippmann
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09-25-2003 07:02
Check out the official post farming thread. It all started when Maerl asked us if we knew that it is impossible to lick our own elbows... :p
Maerl Underthorn
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09-25-2003 09:28
:rolleyes: and be truthful..you tried to didnt you <grin>...?
Eggy Lippmann
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09-25-2003 12:41
Nah. I've known about the elbow thing since high school.
Ananda Sandgrain
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09-25-2003 12:45
This is how perversions get started. I'd never thought of trying to lick my elbows before, and now discovering that I can't, I really really want someone to lick them.

Tell me tell me Maerl, what's it like? (8
Eggy Lippmann
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09-25-2003 14:59
*gives ananda a thorough elbow licking*
Ananda Sandgrain
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09-25-2003 15:14
Um...

Eh...

That's a bit chilly, and slimy feeling. I got a shiver towards the inside.

No, I don't much care for that. Towel please?
Lance LeFay
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Join date: 1 May 2003
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09-25-2003 17:21
I wonder if Gene Simmons can lick his elbows?
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Devlin Gallant
Thought Police
Join date: 18 Jun 2003
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09-26-2003 05:58
Thowwy, I thpwained my tongue licking Maerl'th elbowth.
Eggy Lippmann
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09-26-2003 08:50
From: someone
Originally posted by Ananda Sandgrain
Um...

Eh...

That's a bit chilly, and slimy feeling. I got a shiver towards the inside.

No, I don't much care for that. Towel please?

*hands ananda a towel*
I take it you wanted someone to lick them, but just not me, eh? :p
Ananda Sandgrain
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Join date: 16 May 2003
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09-26-2003 09:20
No, that was very nice of you, and well done, I suppose.

You just never know if you're going to like something until you try it. ^_^
Maerl Underthorn
i love almonds
Join date: 27 Jun 2003
Posts: 370
09-27-2003 06:48
:D

Ananda, you may want to look into these...theres a rash of elbowlickisitis going around...never be too safe i say!!!!

http://www.bikesomewhere.com/bikesomewhere.cfm/product/20/100/217 :eek:
Eggy Lippmann
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09-28-2003 17:41
its all your fault maerl...