Why he shot the dog....
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Lecktor Hannibal
YOUR MOM
Join date: 1 Jul 2004
Posts: 6,734
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07-05-2005 20:17
A woman, pregnant with triplets was walking down the
> street, when a robber ran out of a bank and shot her
> three times in the stomach.
> Luckily, she and the babies survived.
> The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in, because
> it was too risky to operate.
> She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a
> healthy son.
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> All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter
> walked into the room in tears.
> "What's wrong?" asked the mother.
> "I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out"
> replied the daughter.
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> The mother told her it was okay and explained what
> happened 16 years before.
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> About a week later the second daughter walked into
> the room in tears.
> "Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came
> out."
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> Again the mother told her not to worry and explained
> what happened 16 years before.
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> A week later her son walked into the room in tears.
> "Its okay son!" said the Mom.
> "I know what happened, you were taking a tinkle and
> a bullet came out."
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> "No!" sniffed the boy.
> "I was playing with myself and I shot the dog..."
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Colette Meiji
Registered User
Join date: 25 Mar 2005
Posts: 15,556
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07-06-2005 08:34
the moral is ..
Dont maturbate with pets in the room?
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Nolan Nash
Frischer Frosch
Join date: 15 May 2003
Posts: 7,141
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07-06-2005 12:15
From: Colette Meiji the moral is ..
Dont maturbate with pets in the room? Yep, mine give me dirty looks. 
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Nyx Divine
never say never!
Join date: 11 Dec 2004
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07-06-2005 12:22
From: Colette Meiji the moral is ..
Dont maturbate with pets in the room? The moral is....watch where U point that thing. |
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Fox Stirling
Certified Lunatic
Join date: 16 Aug 2004
Posts: 120
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07-06-2005 12:22
From: Nolan Nash Yep, mine give me dirty looks. As long as they don't stare at you while licking their chops, you're safe..
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Nisa Stravinsky
Danger Mouse
Join date: 16 Sep 2004
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07-06-2005 14:51
I have to wonder why you would want to do that with your pets in the room...hmmmmm 
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Red Mars
What?
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07-06-2005 15:19
From: Nolan Nash Yep, mine give me dirty looks. Did you forget the peanut butter? |
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Chance Abattoir
Future Rockin' Resmod
Join date: 3 Apr 2004
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07-06-2005 16:08
Could someone please draw me a picture of the punchline? I don't understand. Thanks.
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Vincent Cinquetti
Happy-go-lucky scamp
Join date: 22 Jun 2005
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07-06-2005 21:20
8=> *bang!* ^O.O^ *rowf*
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Chance Abattoir
Future Rockin' Resmod
Join date: 3 Apr 2004
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07-06-2005 21:23
From: Vincent Cinquetti 8=> *bang!* ^O.O^ *rowf* Why doesn't that man have pupils and why do those breasts have wings?
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Nolan Nash
Frischer Frosch
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07-06-2005 22:09
From: Red Mars Did you forget the peanut butter? I use Alpo!
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Frostie Flora
Dilly-Dally Shilly-Shally
Join date: 27 May 2004
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07-06-2005 22:58
I have drawn my own conclusion to this story, Don't have kids! Problem solved from the embarassing questions of life,
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Lecktor Hannibal
YOUR MOM
Join date: 1 Jul 2004
Posts: 6,734
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07-07-2005 05:45
I can't believe how insensitive you all are 
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Nisa Stravinsky
Danger Mouse
Join date: 16 Sep 2004
Posts: 1,238
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07-07-2005 08:03
I'm very sensitive...
*tears up at Lector's tone"
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"I'm beginning to think the human psyche enjoys victimizing itself. " - Sezmra Svarog
"Film critics said I gave a voice to the fear we all have: that we'll reach a certain point in our lives, look around and realize that all the things we said we'd do and become will never come to be -- and that we're ordinary." - Anne Bancroft (2003)
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