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Jesus Christ Can't Get Driver's License

Arbel Vogel
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Join date: 17 Oct 2004
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05-10-2005 11:25
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,156049,00.html

Very amusing.
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David Valentino
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05-10-2005 11:31
I'd like to follow him on the commutte once he gets his license. Can you imagine him parting traffic....
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Jillian Callahan
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Join date: 24 Jun 2004
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05-10-2005 11:40
From: someone
"Christ is not speaking to the press at this time," Pishevar said.
Heh. Priceless. :D
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Xtopherxaos Ixtab
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Join date: 7 Oct 2004
Posts: 884
05-10-2005 13:24
Hmm...roughly 2005 years old....I'll bet he quickly becomes one of the army of bluehairs doing 25mph on the 60mph highway between Grundy and Richlands...
Garoad Kuroda
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Join date: 5 Sep 2003
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05-11-2005 00:46
hehehe

People...wierd huh?
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Hiro Pendragon
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05-11-2005 01:10
You know, the last guy named Jesus Christ had angels come down from heaven and instruct the parents to name him that.

Oh, and I continue to find it funny how Jesus is a mistranslation via Ancient Greek, and his real name is more like Joshua.
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Seth Kanahoe
political fugue artist
Join date: 30 Jan 2005
Posts: 1,220
05-11-2005 10:00
A white-haired businessman in his mid-50's seeking a slower life style in West Virginia....

Yeah, that makes sense. He has come again.
Angel Psaltery
wishful thinker
Join date: 8 Apr 2005
Posts: 29
05-11-2005 10:05
Why is it always my state??? Why do the idiots all come from my state??????
Paolo Portocarrero
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05-11-2005 10:50
From: Hiro Pendragon
You know, the last guy named Jesus Christ had angels come down from heaven and instruct the parents to name him that.

Oh, and I continue to find it funny how Jesus is a mistranslation via Ancient Greek, and his real name is more like Joshua.


If memory serves, Jesus is from the Greek/Aramaic; Joshua (Yeshua) is from the Hebrew.

Somehow, though, I get the feeling that the historical Jesus would prefer a more traditional mode of transport. :rolleyes:
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