It Is The Most Painthing Thing Inthe World,if God Will Give Me Another Chace , I Will

I Met A Lady , She Has A Gun , She Is Ready To Shoot Me Now , I Said , :"
U Shoot Me Now Don't Wander !:
:if U Don't Shoot Me I Should Be Died.
For :-------"
I Had Had My Better Love In Sl And Rl , But I Didn't Treasure Her, When I Lost I Regret,
It Is The Most Painful Thing In The World,(tears Up )(my Tear Is Drop, Tearing Now)
If God Will Give Me Another Chance,
I Will Say : I Love U !!!to That Gril,
If There Is A Limit ,
I Hope -----
It 's 10000years!"
She Droped Her Gun, And Tears Up Too.i Guess Her Is Be Touched My True Story So She Dont Wanan Shoot Me Now.
But
Sigh ,it's Impossible To Another Chance,
But It Is The Good Gift God's Grace Gave Me To Let Me Know Her ,
Thank My God, I 'm Out Of Love I 'm So With Out U , I Can't To Be Late To Say That I Was So Wrong.
I Wonder How Can I Surrive This Romance?
Wann To Know What Happned With Me And That Lady Going On Pleease Eveyone"?
Next Post Tell U .....

Please, PLEASE visit this site.

http://www.grammarbook.com/grammar/cnt_gram.asp

This is not meant to be funny; I cannot understand a single thing here. Is English your first language? If so, your point would have more impact if it was run through a spell checker.

I clicked on the thread just to figure out what the title meant. Just... tell me what it means, in some form of English

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Moved to Off-Topic.

Poor Jeska, so much work created by just one random poster

Well, I ran it through a spell checker, clicked "accept changes" a WHOLE shitload of times, and got this:

It Is the Most Painting Thing in the World, if God Will Give Me another Chance, I Will
I Met a Lady, She Has a Gun, She Is Ready To Shoot Me Now, I Said,"
U Shoot I Now Don't Wander!
: If U Don't Shoot Me I Should Be Died.
For: -------”
I Had My Better Love In Sly and Rill, But I Didn't Treasure Her, When I Lost I Regret,
It is The Most Painful Thing in the World, (tears Up) (my Tear Is Drop, Tearing Now)
If God Will Give Me another Chance,
I Will Say: I Love U!!!To That Grill,
If There Is a Limit,
I Hope -----
It’s 10000years!"
She Dropped Her Gun, And Tears Up Too. I Guess Her Is Be Touched My True Story So She Don’t Wan a Shoot Me Now.
But
Sigh, it’s Impossible to another Chance,
But It Is the Good Gift God's Grace Gave Me to Let Me Know Her,
Thank My God, I’m out Of Love I 'm so with out U, ICan’t to Be Late to Say That I Was So Wrong.
I Wonder How I Can Survive This Romance.
Wan To Know What Happened With Me And That Lady Going On Please Everyone"?
Next Post Tell U.....


Any better?

It's almost poetic now! hehehe... I like this part:

"I Will Say: I Love U!!!To That Grill,"

If course I wouldn't say this thread is "THE MOST PAINFUL THING IN THE WORLD", but that was the closest answer I could find..I think the only one I could fully understand too.

ARg.. I'm evil

Is it even off-topic, then? How can you tell?

Off-Topic?
We need Off-The-Wall

I kinda like it. It's like a modern art/jazz interprative poem/rap free flow with a bitter hint of padded rooms, and just the right amount of confused innocence..

If shes managed to fall in love with you in an environment that is limited to text based commmunication, and you type like this post ..

Hold on to her with everything you can. Becuase you must be the luckiest person in Second Life.

"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"

He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.

And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.

`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

L.C.

I really like barbeques but my grill is fickle, and sometimes I get burned.

If ever a poll needed a pie option, it's this one.

Jin, sorry to hear that you got your heart broken (at least I think that's what happened). Hope you're able to win her back or feel better soon

Something tells me this thread is not helping any....but damnit I just can't help myself!!!

Does this help any?

http://www.webcomics.com/cgi-bin/webcom/funkatize



Or maybe this does?

http://mybigmonkey.com/gibberish/

boy, sure loves BBQ eh?