If you could design one weapon...

If you had the power to design one (1) weapon of your choice (no restrictions) in SL, what would you make?

I would make a "RCB" (Remove all Clothing Bomb), and drop it on Ambleside...

A bomb that spread tree seedlings all over sl.

A grid-wide orbital strike.

... so I could sell laser insurance.


In the meantime, I'll just have to settle for my single-sim version.

oh remote control world wide orbital ION Cannon Satellite oh yea think C&C

A physical 'poke' attachment that causes the recipient to react accordingly and can be contacted from anywhere on the grid with an accompanying message.

Ya know..

"Buy me this! *poke*"

"Finish my script! *poke*"

"Stop flirting with that hoochie ho! *poke*"

No? Maybe its just me then o.o

Have one already. Technically single-sim.

Technically.

*insert scary music*....the Word.

it's not the weapon. it's the ability to control all weapons.

The Word is a registered trademark and is in no way associated with any religious or governmental organization that can be publically and openly disclosed without hauling all your asses to a makeshift prison in some third world country. Use the Word only as prescribed by your mental health physician. Side effects may include nausea, dizziness, loss of appetite, elevated blood pressure, hair loss, severe sexual disfunction, blindness, genetic modification to vital organs, and a host of other nasty things too terrible to mention.

I wanna ICBSF: An Intercontinental Ballistic Spanish Fly.

I wanna shoot them off everywhere and watch as guns get dropped and everyone starts getting their respective swerves on. Might get a bit weird in the Iraqi war zones where it is predominately men...but hey, it worked for the Ancient Greeks..

*note to self: add ICBSF to control list; order mass quanitities of beer and Viagra*

Oop... nearly forgot. I still want Drama Sauce.

A bomb that floods SL with drunken hamsters that hump your leg while screaming eeeeeeek! and then explode.

Lysistrata.

Put an end to a fictional Athens/Troy conflict by organizing women on both sides, who refused to put out until the men declared peace.

That's my kind of weapon

a something that would kill every one in the world and not hurt any thing else.

My ultimate weapon would destroy all weapons including itself and remove the concept of weapons from the universe. This of course would leave a lot of brainless macho males without any hands or feet and perhaps teeth.

They'd probably also be singing soprano

Ever see the monkey paw "clubhouse of terror" episode of the Simpsons?...Lisa wished for world peace, so everyone disarmed...then we got invaded by aliens from another world, and had no weapons....at least let us keep sharpened sticks...think of the children, and the alien children....

What about people who have studied the Marshal Arts for there life and never hurt a person but know there hands and feet are weapons? I would not call them Brainless people.

You'll notice I said "universe"

I'd use the Truth Laser that orbits the grid, targeting groups of AVs. Once effected, (only tinfoil hats will stop the rays), the AV will be incapable of telling anything but the absolute truth. It would eventually wear off..in about a week or so.

Then I would sit back and watch the chaos!

Or...release a toxic gas into SL's atmosphere that would turn AVs into flesh-eating zombies, except for a random 1% of the population. Massive damage to the AVs brain (if he/she has one) would be the only way to stop them. Of course at the same time I would open up a chain of shops selling high powered shotguns with expendable ammo, and ammo reloads.

A mind control weapon.

Something that would allow me, at will, to strangle anyone in the grid, ANYWHERE. Kinda like Darth Vader in Star Wars. A distance-strangle, since height-differences would make things look a bit awkward otherwise.