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Garoad Kuroda
Prophet of Muppetry
Join date: 5 Sep 2003
Posts: 2,989
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06-05-2005 23:09
SOMEONE TELL ME
OOOOOOOOHHH NO MY BACK HURTS SOOO MUCH.....FROM ALL THE HARD LABOR I HAVE DONE OVER THE YEARS.....ALL THAT JUMPING AROUND AND TWISTING AROUND AND GRABBING MY CROTCH TAKES ITS TOLL...... ???????  Emergency room??? OMG I know so many girls who could easily KICK HIS ASS it's not even funny!!! _____________________
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WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS! |
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Nolan Nash
Frischer Frosch
Join date: 15 May 2003
Posts: 7,141
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06-05-2005 23:38
Maybe he is that frail. With people at his level of iconic stature, like Elvis, Marilyn, etc., they have physicians shoveling them an organ numbing, medicinal cocktail, for years. Pills to wake up, pills to stay awake, pills to sleep, pills to take a crap. Then they rot from the inside out. He looks like hell, so I wouldn't be suprised.
On the flip side - you know damned well if it were you or I, we would not get away with this "back problem" and "dehydration" crap - they'd come and physically bring us to court, because a bench warrant would be issued. _____________________
“Time's fun when you're having flies.” ~Kermit
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Garoad Kuroda
Prophet of Muppetry
Join date: 5 Sep 2003
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06-05-2005 23:54
Well, he's not so frail that he can't ....ugh god it's too gross to even type as a bad joke!
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WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS! |
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Colette Meiji
Registered User
Join date: 25 Mar 2005
Posts: 15,556
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06-06-2005 08:48
Is maybe stress ..
Maybe he knows hes guilty so he assumes hell lose. Maybe he thinks hes innocent and hes upset at the injustice of it all? No matter the verdict that a huge number of the people who didnt believe he was a pedophile now beleive him to be. His career is ruined, reguardless. He wont even get any respect for the career he did have. So maybe all this guilt/shame/anger/dispair whatever it is .. makes him feel bad. |
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Arcadia Codesmith
Not a guest
Join date: 8 Dec 2004
Posts: 766
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06-06-2005 09:02
Poor Michael. Nobody will let him be who he really wants to be.
Which is, of course, Elizabeth Taylor. |
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ZsuZsanna Raven
~:+: Supah Kitteh :+:~
Join date: 19 Dec 2004
Posts: 2,361
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06-06-2005 09:04
It's to get sympathy of course...
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feniks Stone
At the End of the World
Join date: 25 Nov 2002
Posts: 787
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06-06-2005 09:11
It's to get sympathy of course... On the other hand, have you ever thrown out your back? I have, it's extremely painful. I couldnt walk, sit, and laying down hurt too. If I did lay down, getting up took a half an hour to get up.... And even worse, laughing hurt so much it made me cry.. Kinda funny(now). I am not taking any stance on anything here, it could be a play for sympathy, but just something to keep in mind. fen- _____________________
the gypsy that remains..
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ZsuZsanna Raven
~:+: Supah Kitteh :+:~
Join date: 19 Dec 2004
Posts: 2,361
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06-06-2005 09:19
On the other hand, have you ever thrown out your back? I have, it's extremely painful. I couldnt walk, sit, and laying down hurt too. If I did lay down, getting up took a half an hour to get up.... And even worse, laughing hurt so much it made me cry.. Kinda funny(now). I am not taking any stance on anything here, it could be a play for sympathy, but just something to keep in mind. fen- Well lets see...I have 3 ruptured discs, 2 bulging discs, pinched sciatic nerve...among other nerves that are pinched, degenerative disc disease, and a twisted pelvis. All from a fall on ice a few years ago. I know all about back pain and not being able to sit, stand, sleep, for long periods of time. Waking up screaming from pain at night. So yes I know how it is. Unfortunately it is not healing on its own and have been putting off the surgery because yes, I am afraid. I just have no sympathy for child molestors like Michael Jackson... _____________________
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Red Mars
What?
Join date: 5 Feb 2004
Posts: 469
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06-06-2005 09:28
I agree, it's for sympathy.
"Oh poor poor Michael, all this stress, I feel so sorry for him I'll vote not-guilty" Bleh. _____________________
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Colette Meiji
Registered User
Join date: 25 Mar 2005
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06-06-2005 09:33
I didnt say i felt sorry for him with the stress .. just thats why he possibly was feeling bad.
Presonally I think hes guilty .. But this injury and sickness stuff has nothing to do with that. (-- Meaning doesnt change my mind one way or the other. ) I doubt whatever punishment he gets will be near enough |
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April Firefly
Idiosyncratic Poster
Join date: 3 Aug 2004
Posts: 1,253
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06-06-2005 10:16
Well lets see...I have 3 ruptured discs, 2 bulging discs, pinched sciatic nerve...among other nerves that are pinched, degenerative disc disease, and a twisted pelvis. All from a fall on ice a few years ago. I know all about back pain and not being able to sit, stand, sleep, for long periods of time. Waking up screaming from pain at night. So yes I know how it is. Unfortunately it is not healing on its own and have been putting off the surgery because yes, I am afraid. I just have no sympathy for child molestors like Michael Jackson... Sorry for the thread hijack, but OMG, I am so afraid of ice and falling on it. I have slipped a couple of times and I almost panick at the thought of walking on ice. When it snows here, no one shovels and if it freezes, it's horrible. I have to walk over 10 blocks late at night when it' cold and the whole time I'm watching the ground and trying to find the safest places to walk. The neighborhood's not real bad but I often imagine I'll fall and hurt myself and someone would come up and I wouldn't know if they were going to help me or take my backpack. As for Michael, from the time I was 7 years old and heard "I Want You Back" up until I was 18, I worshipped him and now, while I can still listen to "Remember The Time" on my iPod, he just gives me the creeps. The rest of us would never get all the extra treatment he gets. _____________________
the truth is overrated  The most successful software company in the world does a piss-poor job on all these points. Particularly the first three. Why do you expect Linden Labs to do any better?  |
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Garoad Kuroda
Prophet of Muppetry
Join date: 5 Sep 2003
Posts: 2,989
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06-07-2005 00:28
On the other hand, have you ever thrown out your back? I have, it's extremely painful. I can accept that--but look who we're talking about. How did he get so hurt? Lifting up another porn magazine? I'm sure he has servants to do everything for him, what's the problem? lol _____________________
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WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS! |
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Olympia Rebus
Muse of Chaos
Join date: 22 Feb 2004
Posts: 1,831
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06-07-2005 08:38
I can accept that--but look who we're talking about. How did he get so hurt? Lifting up another porn magazine? I'm sure he has servants to do everything for him, what's the problem? lol Either he fell of the monkey bars, flipped his Big Wheel, or when on a mad Sit 'N" Spin bender. _____________________
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Chance Abattoir
Future Rockin' Resmod
Join date: 3 Apr 2004
Posts: 3,898
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06-07-2005 10:23
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Garoad Kuroda
Prophet of Muppetry
Join date: 5 Sep 2003
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06-07-2005 21:42
Maybe, but that means there's only two options: He's either a pussy or he's a complete idiot.
Of course, one doesn't rule out the other, so it could be both. Chances are it's just really exaggerated for PR and sympathy purposes, that's why people react like this. And besides, it's funny. _____________________
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WTF is C3PO supposed to be USEFUL for anyway, besides whining? Stupid piece of scrap metal would be more useful recycled as a toaster. But even that would suck, because who would want to listen to a whining wussy toaster? Is he gold plated? If that's the case he should just be melted down into gold ingots. Help the economy some, and stop being so damn useless you stupid bucket of bolts! R2 is 1,000 times more useful than your tin man ass, and he's shaped like a salt and pepper shaker FFS! |
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Chance Abattoir
Future Rockin' Resmod
Join date: 3 Apr 2004
Posts: 3,898
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06-07-2005 22:52
And besides, it's funny. I happen to know on good authority that there was an 11th commandment written on the back of the tablets that overruled all the others: "If it's funny, go for it."  _____________________
"The mob requires regular doses of scandal, paranoia and dilemma to alleviate the boredom of a meaningless existence."
-Insane Ramblings, Anton LaVey |