Something to Ponder

Donkey Raffle...

A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died."


Kenny replied, "Well then, just give me my money back."


The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."


Kenny said, "OK then, just unload the donkey."


The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?"


Kenny: "I'm going to raffle him off." Farmer: "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"


Kenny: "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he is dead."


A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?"


Kenny replied, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898.00."


Farmer: "Didn't anyone complain?"


Kenny: "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."


Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of Enron ...

That was a good one