OH TO BE SIX AGAIN??
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror.
Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday. I'd like to be six again, she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's.
What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what was it like being six again?"
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.
"I meant my dress size, you dumb ass!"
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.
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Lecktor Hannibal
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05-03-2005 06:36
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Arbel Vogel
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05-03-2005 06:49
Ok, I would have slapped the lady.
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koolhand Koolhaas
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05-03-2005 06:57
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. Preach on, brotha |
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Nisa Stravinsky
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05-03-2005 13:34
I'm surprised she didn't find out what it was like to be six feet under.
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Arcadia Codesmith
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05-03-2005 13:57
Show of hands: how many of you DIDN'T see that coming a mile away?
Another show of hands: how many of you who didn't see it have Y chromosomes? I rest my case. |
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Urusula Zapata
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05-03-2005 14:00
I was actually thinking "How Sweet". That sounds like stuff my hubby did when we were dating and first married.
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Ananda Sandgrain
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05-03-2005 14:04
So what's her excuse for what she said? Is she related to Neil Armstrong? Gender is no excuse for imprecision in speech.
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Lupo Clymer
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05-03-2005 14:09
I sent this to my wife. She LOL then said it was true. She said females are that vain and guys are just that blocked headed to know it. Sad but I agree with her.
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Rose Karuna
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05-03-2005 14:45
I was actually thinking "How Sweet". That sounds like stuff my hubby did when we were dating and first married. Same here Urusula - in fact, I might ask him for that when he asks what I want to do on my birthday.  . _____________________
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Shadow Weaver
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05-04-2005 04:55
Same here Urusula - in fact, I might ask him for that when he asks what I want to do on my birthday. . What's great is when your wife likes to do shit like that and your kids hate it..LOL _____________________
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